Rogue One: Gareth Edwards delivers solid film for fans with impossible demands

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It’s hard not to feel bad for Gareth Edwards, director of  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. The guy was asked to direct a stand-alone Star Wars film that felt new and fresh while simultaneously resonating with fans who watched Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope. He also had to direct a film that would satisfy the moviegoers who grew up with Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace. The creative gaps he had to bridge with this project were near impossible to close, but yet he somehow managed to make it all work.

Is Rogue One a perfect movie? No. It certainly has its flaws. Most notably is the skimpy backstory for every major character, from Jyn Erso (Felicity Jones) and Cassian Andor (Diego Luna), to Saw Gerrera (Forest Whitaker) and Chirrut Îmwe (Donnie Yen). The Star Wars franchise is enough of a cultural juggernaut that millions of people are already emotionally invested in this story  (i.e., Who captured the Death Star plans from the Empire and how did they pull it off?), but the screenplay by Chris Weitz and Tony Gilroy was too lean. But I digress.

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Here is what you need to know for Rogue One:

  • Galen Erso (Mads Mikkelsen), and Imperial scientist, is forced at gunpoint to leave his family and work on the Death Star. His wife is killed, but his daughter escapes to a hideaway and is saved by Saw Gerrera.
  • The Rebellion has many factions, often working at odds with one another. Rebel Jyn Erso is captured early on in the movie but is rescued by Cassian and his repurposed Imperial droid K-2SO (Alan Tudyk).
  • Cassian has been a part of the Rebellion since he was six years old and has had to make some tough (deadly) decisions working in the world of espionage.
  • It is revealed in a smuggled hologram to Saw that Galen has secretly engineered a kill switch into the Death Star. If the Rebel Alliance can get the plans, then there is chance they can end the threat to the galaxy.
  • The Rebellion plans to use Jyn as a way of working with her old guardian, Saw, who is seen as an extremist. Elements of the Rebellion do not plan on working with Galen once he is found. Instead, they plan to kill him.
  • A series of events convinces Cassian that Galen truly was a good man trying to do his best in a horrible situation, and before long he, Jyn, and a motley crew go “rogue” to capture the plans to the Death Star. Initially reluctant bureaucrats within the Rebellion come to their aid when the crew of Rogue One put boots on the ground in enemy territory.
  • The movie ends right where Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope picks up.

In short, if you want to see a good Star Wars movie that emphasizes the “war” aspect of the franchise, then you should see Rogue One. It has a scene with Darth Vader that is worth the price of admission alone, solid space battles, and plenty of The Force courtesy of Donnie Yen’s character. If you don’t overthink the movie, then you should have a good time in the theater with friends and family.

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Editor’s Note: Feel free to head on over to The Conservative Book Club to check out the review I did for them.

Bleeding Cool’s SJW activism: Attack random losers, pretend you’re Jyn Erso

Earlier this week a reader named Carl informed me the new “diversity hire” over at Bleeding Cool. She, like many other writers since Nov. 8, has decided to troll the crevices of Reddit for random racist losers and pretend like The Great Reddit Terror is just around the corner.

What we are seeing unfold among modern feminists is a pathetic display of self-congratulation masquerading as cultural heroism. Writers like Kaitlyn Booth take on impotent threats like anonymous racist Rogue One trolls and then pretend they’re Jyn Erso. Meanwhile, they zip their lips on terror attacks and plots in New York, California, Florida, Washington, D.C.,  Minnesota, Tennessee, etc.

The reason for all this is simple: The few racist clowns who go to white nationalists events attended by Tila Tequila are not prone to show up on your doorstep and chop your head off with a dull knife. Bleeding Cool has every right slap an anti-Neo Nazi story related to Rogue One trolls on its landing page, but readers should know that its editors are really only giving themselves ego massages (the dirty kind).

If you want a more detailed account of the faux warriors of the social justice activism world, then check out my latest YouTube video. If that kind of format resonates with you, then make sure to subscribe for regular updates.

Update: One of my readers/viewers let me know that Bleeding Cool also hires anti-Christian bigots from San Francisco.  Imagine what Bill Watters reaction would be if you found a Muslim employee of Bleeding Cool, called them an idiot, and when they asked what the heck your problem you responded, “You give plenty of cause, you can’t be that dim. Oh, Wait. Mohammed follower — never mind.”

Do you think Bill Watters would want you fired or banned from Twitter? Magic 8 Ball says…”Highly Likely.” But when you’re a Christian, then all bets are off.

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bill-watters-twitterUpdate II: Bill Watters, anti-Christian bigot, decided to issue his grand comeback one week later. It’s probably not a good idea to channel the Seinfeld episode where George Costanza issues is “jerk store” comeback, but at least Bill tried.

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Rogue One trailer: ‘Social Justice’ force field instantly deployed for Felicity Jones

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The new Rogue One trailer came out this morning, which means the “social justice” force field to protect lead actor Felicity Jones was immediately deployed. The way the internet works is that as long as two anonymous people say something then a story can be written about “some men” —  or just “men” if editors are particularly angry.

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Here is the thing about the Rogue One trailer: It looks interesting. Is there any Star Wars fan out there who wouldn’t want to see how the Rebel Alliance managed to steal plans for the Death Star? Of course not.

Added bonuses: Donnie Yen and Forest Whitaker have roles, the movie has a gritty look, and it opens up new possibilities for the Star Wars universe.

With that said, it is also a natural reaction for men to raise an eyebrow when Jones’ character, Jyn Erso, beats up stormtroopers as if drunk octogenarians are wearing the armor.

Are there tough women out there? Sure. Can female leads be convincing action stars? Of course. That is one of the many reasons why I gave Star Wars: The Force Awakens rave reviews.

In general, however, a 120-pound woman is not going to stand a chance against a 200-pound man in a street brawl — let alone a group of 200-pound men.

Sorry. It’s just not happening. To get upset at men who point that out after viewing a movie trailer is absurd.

Regardless, at the end of the day, Rogue One looks intriguing. If the movie does well, then the only thing Disney will have to worry about will be over-saturating the market with Star Wars flicks. That is a good problem to have.

Remember: Even a person who enjoys chocolate cake will turn it down if you give them too much.

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Let me know what you think of the Rogue One trailer in the comments section below.

Should Felicity Jones be the main character? Will she nail the role, or will she be choke like Admiral Motti before Lord Vader?