Germans Used “Sprockets” Diplomacy. Terrorists Target Anyway. Mike Meyers Silent.

For years liberal Germans thought if they portrayed themselves as Mike Meyers' "Dieter" they would somehow be spared by al Qaeda and their radical Islamic allies. If anything, it made them more of a target...

With a last name like “Ernst” I can’t help but think of my German roots from time to time.  Having lived there while enlisted in the military years ago also contributes to the occasional desire to see what our Deutsch friends are up to.  A few years ago their Special Forces were up to…nothing!

GERMANY has admitted its Special Forces have spent three years in Afghanistan without doing a single mission, and are now going to be withdrawn.

More than 100 soldiers from the elite Kommando Spezialkrafte regiment, or KSK, are set to leave the war-torn country after their foreign minister revealed they had never left their bases on an operation.

What are Germans up to today? It appears they’re dealing with terrorist threats at home:

Germany said on Wednesday it had strong evidence Islamist militants were planning attacks in the next two weeks and ordered security at potential targets such as train stations and airports to be tightened.

Interior Minister Thomas de Maiziere said details of the plot emerged after parcel bombs were dispatched from Yemen to U.S. targets at the end of October, and separate postal bombs by suspected Greek militants were sent to prominent figures including Chancellor Angela Merkel.

At a news conference hastily convened at his ministry in Berlin, de Maiziere said the security threat in Germany had risen and that intelligence services had received concrete indications that attacks were planned at the end of November.

Who would have thought that trying to play nice with radical head-choppers and the kind of communities that torch homes at the drop of a hat would all be for naught! I’m sure that our liberal German friends are confused, as they’ve spent years trying to persuade al Qaeda that all they wanted to do was retire to a biergarten and listen to really bad Euro-dance music.

Newsflash, Germany: Becoming a nation of “sprockets” inspired appeasement monkeys only serves to make you more of a target. Our current President tried to play nice with sharia law dreamers and they responded by opening Obama shoe-throwing booths for entertainment.  George Bush was ridiculed by the left for years because he wanted to take the fight to these clowns on their home turf instead of sitting back and taking it on the chin.  It’s only been a few years since he’s been out of office and history is already starting to correct the “historians” and talking heads who declared him (while in office) one of the worst presidents of all time.

Bush was by no means perfect, but in the aftermath of September 11th he accurately identified the enemy and the long-term threat it posed to free nations around the globe.  Those who still don’t get it? It’s only a matter of time before it blows up in their face—literally.  I hate to say “I told you so” when it comes to matters of national security, so instead I’ll go with, “Now is the time when we dance!”

Kanye West Dates Ultimate Gold Digger: Liberalism

Right now Kanye will only be known for generating the most priceless Mike Meyers look of astonishment ever. Educate him on the issues and there's hope for him yet.

Kanye West is now on Twitter. This is a marvelous day, because inevitably campaign season will heat up and he’ll open his mouth.  Just recently he took part in Sound Strike, which allowed me the opportunity to highlight what an impetuous liberal man-boy he is.  Nothing says “smart” like teaming up with a guy who’s ultimate vision is to have you kicked out of your home to make way for Aztlán:

“…in de la Rocha’s perfect world, guys like Kanye have their LA mansions confiscated and handed over to their “rightful” owners…(which doesn’t include successful black rappers, Sonic Youth, or most of the other artists taking part in moral pedestal back-patting boycotts).

…it’s laughable to me that de la Rocha, a guy whose true feelings on the issue would repulse most Americans, is trying to pass himself off as a voice of reason.

And it’s even more ridiculous that Kanye West, after further solidifying his place in the hallowed halls of musically-talented jackasses throughout history with the Taylor Swift fiasco, would have the nerve to cast himself as the arbiter of what’s acceptable and what deserves a boycott when it comes to anything.

Hey Kanye, shouldn’t you be locked in your room contemplating conspiracy theories about the government concocting AIDS to kill people?

Some people might wonder why I spend so much time on a guy who will ultimately be known for a stumbling, bumbling “George Bush hates black people” quote that only accomplished one thing: a priceless Mike Meyers look of astonishment. The answer? Power. Or perhaps more importantly, influence. The guy has only been on Twitter a short time and is already closing in on 300,000 followers. Granted, a good portion of them are doing so out of sheer morbid curiosity, but most of them are fans. It’s imperative that conservatives say to young people, “Okay, the guy can write some catchy songs, but it’s possible to be a creative genius and a political and personal dolt. And here’s why…”  Not engaging the other side because you think they’re “stupid” is, quite actually, stupid.  In the same vein, liberals who underestimate Sarah Palin’s undeniable influence do so at their own peril.

Luckly, we live in America. And America loves redemption. If we can educate Kanye’s fans on the issues there’s a (slim) chance we might even reach him! Since Kanye seems to want to flex his entrepreneurial muscles, I think we should start off by teaching him the truth about Enterprise and Free Markets. With luck, he might even stop hanging around with Rage Against the Machine Commie/Socialist/Aztlán-obsessed artists who want his wealth redistributed and him evicted…to the East Coast. Forever.

Think it about it Kanye. You keep dating the Ultimate Gold Digger: Liberalism. Why?  Search your feelings, Kanye.  You know it be true!

Look at that enticing ideology over there, Kanye. Mmmm, Liberalism. Too bad it's a "Gold Digger."