Woody Allen Dreams of Obama Dictatorship While Sleeping Next to Daughter-Wife.

I wish we lived in a world where liberal guys like me could be dictators. Then people wouldn’t give me such a hard time about schtupping my daughter.

Thank you, Woody Allen. Thank you for demonstrating quite nicely what conservatives have been saying for years: liberalism naturally brings about despotism. People who think you can “plan” economies get frustrated with their failures, and instead of admitting to the ridiculousness of the idea in the first place, they blame those failures on not having enough power at their disposal. Note our sad liberal Hollywood friend lamenting freedom:

“It would be good…if (Obama) could be dictator for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly.” — Woody Allen

Woody Allen has obviously not familiarized himself with Friedrich Hayek. I suppose he just possesses the Joy Behar smart gene that is bequeathed upon all liberal “second-hand dealers in ideas.” Or maybe he’s too busy familiarizing himself with an adopted daughter-turned-wife?  Regardless, I think my readers would do well by themselves to read The Road to Serfdom as soon as possible:

“Planning leads to dictatorship because dictatorship is the most effective instrument of coercion and, as such, essential if central planning on a large scale is to be possible…Just as the democratic statesman who sets out to plan economic life will soon be confronted with the alternative of either assuming dictatorial powers or abandoning his plans, so the totalitarian leaders would soon have to choose between disregard of ordinary morals and failure,” (Hayek, The Road to Serfdom).

I particularly like this last line because if there was ever any doubt that he was talking about Woody Allen Liberals—it’s gone after that last line. Doing away with ordinary morals, you say Friedrich? You mean, like a guy who beds his own daughter? As Sarah Palin would say, “You Betcha!” Woody Allen craves a dictator because he wishes he could be one. Dictators are “smart” (like Woody), and as an added benefit they get to kill people who make a peep when you sleep with your adopted daughter.

Guess what, Woody: I would never want to belong to a “club” with you as a member.

Thank God there’s plenty of people out there who are still smart enough to resist liberalism, political opportunists, and a landscape littered with men lacking principles.

Joy Behar: Why read Thomas Sowell When I can Look Perpetually Constipated Pretending to be Smart?

Joy Behar

It’s been awhile, but I finally get to write a post on Joy” I perpetually look constipated” Behar. Today, at long last, the source of her liberalism was revealed:

CBS News anchor: Where did this liberal streak come from?

JOY BEHAR: It comes from, uh, being smart.

But of course! How could I have overlooked something so self-evident! One doesn’t heighten their intellectual horizons by reading Thomas Sowell or Thomas Paine or Adam Smith or Friedrich Hayek and on and on and on… No, dear friend, your liberalism is a gift, God-given genes embedded only in the best and brightest of us. And with that superior grey-matter circuitry liberals possess comes the ability to be “open-minded.”

BEHAR: Listen, I have my prejudices, you know, too. I think that people who are liberal are more open-minded. That’s all. I just believe that. You know, you can argue with that all you want—you can say, ‘Oh, conservative people are open-minded,’ and I don’t agree with that. I don’t.

And Behar’s right. Liberals are more open minded. Look at the “intellectuals” she pals around with on The View—they’re so open minded that they can parse “rape” from “rape rape”! I admit, as a conservative, that I couldn’t look at a guy who pumped up a 13 year old girl with drugs and alcohol before raping her and say that it wasn’t “rape-rape.” Unlike Roman Polanski I’ll admit it: Guilty as charged.

Likewise, liberals are so “open minded” that they can see how complicated the word ‘is’ is. And–they can look at a lying woman willing to destroy the career of life-long NYC cops by claiming she was raped while covered in dog feces…and see a Holocaust victim forced to “sit down in front of Mr. Hitler,” (Yes, I’m talking about liberal “leader” and Joy Behar mind-meld soul mate Al Sharpton).

For further reading, you can see how “open-minded” liberal Supreme Court Justices can find penumbras in emanations, or “hip hop intellectuals” hear phantom racial epithets and calls to violence where only anti-Nanny State rants fill the air.

The funny thing about those who claim to be the most open minded is that most of the time—they’re not.  Read longshoreman philosopher Eric Hoffer’s fabulous book True Believer: Thoughts on the Nature of Mass Movements for a better understanding as to why that happens, or read up on Keith Olbermann if you’re pressed for time.

Joy, I already know you won’t be reading Eric Hoffer anytime soon. Although, that’s probably why you and your friends don’t know what the word ‘suffrage’ means. Or am I just “close-minded” and it really means whatever you want it to mean? Touché, Joy. Touché.