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Waid Twitter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/mark-waid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Waid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/isis-sex-slave-survivor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ISIS sex slave survivor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/isis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ISIS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/captain-america-simon-kirby.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Captain America Simon Kirby</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-23T00:57:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2017/06/18/the-death-of-expertise-tom-nichols-offers-great-read-for-understanding-our-slow-motion-cultural-implosion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/death-of-expertise-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Death of Expertise cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-19T00:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/06/20/lucid-dreaming-charlie-morley-is-correct-it-is-possible-to-know-your-oceanic-unconscious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/charlie-morley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Morley</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lucid-dreaming-robert-waggoner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucid Dreaming Robert Waggoner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/iceberg-theory-lucid-dreaming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iceberg theory lucid dreaming</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-04-18T14:06:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2017/06/09/amazing-spider-man-28-dan-slotts-nostalgia-smokescreen-cant-hide-horrible-writing/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-15T13:05:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2017/06/05/jordan-petersons-pinocchio-speech-the-finite-mind-can-make-contact-with-the-infinite-if-you-actively-seek-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/jordan-peterson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordan 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Slott Twitter SSM</image:title><image:caption>Dan Slott stalked 'The Main Event'. 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He's a Toucan. 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3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/miles-ganke.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Miles Ganke</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-22T20:26:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/25/next-left-to-use-gay-rights-logic-on-fiscal-crisis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jason-alexander-national-debt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Alexander National Debt</image:title><image:caption>Jason Alexander's believes New York's gay marriage law was a great step for humanity. 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Harry</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-07T18:52:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/21/iceman-is-now-gay-because-diversity-marvel-hopes-brian-michael-bendis-critics-stay-in-the-closet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brian-michael-bendis-ice-man-gay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brian Michael Bendis Ice Man gay</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ice-man-bobby-drake-gay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ice Man Bobby Drake gay</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-24T13:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/05/01/degrasse-tyson-pushes-matrix-like-theory-of-reality-still-mocks-christians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/matrix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matrix</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/neil-degrasse-tyson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neil DeGrasse Tyson</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-04T13:13:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/04/29/the-white-donkey-iraq-war-veterans-graphic-novel-a-powerful-read/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/white-donkey-leave.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>White Donkey 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SpiderMan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-01T20:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/05/21/marvels-fear-itself-youre-safer-in-iran-than-new-york-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/spider-man-fear-itself.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spider-Man Fear Itself</image:title><image:caption>According to Marvel, Iranian immigrants are "used to living in fear." Not because of the fear societies in the Middle East...but because you never know when a mob of New Yorkers might use any excuse to bum rush a Muslim. 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1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-24T12:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/11/09/christopher-nolans-interstellar-hits-the-mark-we-ignore-the-stars-to-worry-about-our-place-in-the-dirt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/intersellar-cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intersellar Cooper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/interstellar-black-hole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Interstellar black hole</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-20T02:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/04/18/why-does-god-seem-absent-at-times-dark-night-of-the-soul-explains/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dark-night-of-the-soul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dark Night of the Soul</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-21T19:24:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/04/15/happy-marriage-101-dont-raise-your-voice-yell-at-your-spouse/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-20T14:15:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/04/13/dan-slotts-peter-parker-im-an-idiot-fans-wonder-when-recurring-theme-will-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/asm-10-anna.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ASM 10 Anna</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/asm-10.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ASM 10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/asm-10-scorpio.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ASM 10 Scorpio</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-26T12:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/04/11/bendis-gives-miles-toughest-villain-yet-christian-grandmother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/brevoort-formspring-daredevil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brevoort Formspring Daredevil</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/black-cat-hammerhead.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Black Cat Hammerhead</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/sp3-promo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SP3 promo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/miles-morales-grandma.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Miles Morales 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NIH</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-12T18:30:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/04/06/invincible-iron-man-8-ninjas-and-robots-and-rhodey-oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ironman-spiderman.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IronMan SpiderMan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/im8-explosion.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IM8 explosion</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ironman8-tony.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IronMan8 Tony</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ironman8.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IronMan8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T18:33:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/04/03/charles-soules-daredevil-the-man-without-fear-done-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/blindspot.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Blindspot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dd-blindspot.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DD Blindspot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/daredevil-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daredevil 5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-03T16:19:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2016/04/02/molinas-spider-atheist-god-a-lie-because-uncle-ben-died/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/spiderman-fugitive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderMan fugitive</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/asm-julio.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ASM Julio</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/asm-annapete.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ASM AnnaPete</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/asm-peter.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ASM 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Liberals refuse to accept how cool that is. 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gun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T22:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/26/why-the-west-matters-buried-alive-in-syria-sex-with-the-dead-in-egypt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/syria-buried-alive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Syria buried alive</image:title><image:caption>If only that head sticking out of the ground belong to a little kid at a beach, having fun with his brothers in the sand. 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Annie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/the-spot-marvel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Spot Marvel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-26T12:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/08/08/mission-impossible-rogue-nation-tom-cruise-and-friends-continue-churning-out-cool-spy-flicks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mission-impossible-rogue-nation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mission Impossible Rogue Nation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tom-cruise-mission-impossible-rogue-nation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Cruise Mission Impossible Rogue 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Sigh.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-06T10:19:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/07/23/alan-moore-blasts-catastrophic-superhero-fixation-of-a-culture-on-life-support/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-30T17:19:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/09/300-rise-of-an-empire-delivers-themistokles-isnt-leonidas-but-hes-a-hero-worth-watching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/eva-green-artemisia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eva Green Artemisia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/300-rise-of-an-empire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>300 Rise of an Empire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-20T18:32:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/07/13/suicide-squad-trailer-released-dc-makes-bad-guys-look-darn-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suicide-squad-joker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suicide Squad Joker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/margot-robbie-suicide-squad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Margot Robbie Suicide Squad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suicide-squad-will-smith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suicide Squad Will Smith</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/suicide-squad-group.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suicide Squad group</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-23T02:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/07/11/batman-v-superman-trailer-zack-snyder-goes-were-marvel-studios-fears-to-tread/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/batman-v-superman-wonder-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman v Superman Wonder Woman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/batman-v-superman-desert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman v Superman desert</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/batman-v-superman-fly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman v Superman fly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/batman-v-superman-911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman v Superman 911</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-22T17:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/07/09/renew-your-vows-2-dan-slott-hits-a-rare-home-run-proves-tom-brevoorts-medicine-was-poison/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/renew-your-vows-2-spiderman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Renew Your Vows 2 SpiderMan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T13:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/07/06/imagine-if-donald-trump-read-francis-de-sales-man-deported-5-times-admits-to-kate-steinle-murder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kate-steinle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate Steinle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/francisco-sanchez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Francisco Sanchez</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/trump-twt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trump TWT</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T18:12:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/07/04/dan-slotts-paranoia-hits-new-high-asm-screenshots-now-invalid-if-used-on-feared-douglas-ernst-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dan-slott-spiderverse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott SpiderVerse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T02:07:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/05/20/spider-man-wont-kill-n-korean-soldiers-or-waterboard-a-man-to-save-6-billion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dan-slott-twitter-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter 1</image:title><image:caption>Another example of Dan Slott addressing me in a way that I would never see unless I was stalking his Twitter feed or a kind reader brought it to my attention. 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Let's just rename Peter Parker 'Jimmy Carter' and get it over with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spider-Man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-26T05:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/06/30/dan-slott-peter-parker-should-be-like-tony-stark-or-bruce-wayne-and-perhaps-boink-shanghai-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/asm-parker-industries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ASM Parker Industries</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-04T20:43:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/06/23/wireds-angela-watercutter-bashes-tom-holland-as-peter-parker-because-hes-white/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/angela-watercutter-wired.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angela Watercutter Wired</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tom-holland-ap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Holland AP</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/spiderman-angela-watercutter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderMan Angela Watercutter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-01T15:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/06/21/miles-morales-now-spider-man-for-kids-of-color-marvel-enters-era-of-separate-but-equal-superheroes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/miles-marvel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miles Marvel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-14T00:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/06/04/dan-slott-stalks-online-critics-he-blocks-on-twitter-while-telling-fans-that-said-critics-are-crazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dan-slott-twitter-backtrack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter Backtrack</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/air-force-national-defense-twt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Air Force national defense TWT</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mj-watson-tumblr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MJ Watson Tumblr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dan-slott-twitter-stalking-excuse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter stalking excuse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dan-slott-twitter-block.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter Block</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/douglas-ernst-air-force-defense-twt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst Air Force defense TWT</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/molotov-softball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Molotov Softball</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dan-slott-ryv-tweet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott RYV Tweet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-21T20:48:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/06/03/renew-your-vows-dan-slott-opts-to-divorce-peter-parker-fans-with-tale-of-stupid-red-and-blue-suit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dan-slott-renew-your-vows-tweet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Renew Your Vows tweet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/renew-your-vows1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Renew Your Vows1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/renew-your-vows-asm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Renew Your Vows ASM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/renew-your-vows-spiderman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Renew Your Vows SpiderMan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dan-slott-renew-your-vows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Renew Your Vows</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-12T03:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/06/08/edge-of-tomorrow-through-readiness-and-discipline-tom-cruise-has-made-a-solid-sci-fi-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tom-cruise-edge-of-tomorrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Cruise Edge of Tomorrow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/edge-of-tomorrow-to-victory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edge of Tomorrow To Victory</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/edge-of-tomorrow-rita-emily-blunt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edge of Tomorrow Rita Emily Blunt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/edge-of-tomorrow-tom-cruise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edge of Tomorrow Tom Cruise</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-28T12:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/07/01/marvels-dan-slott-stretches-his-bigotry-muscles-tells-christians-to-build-companies-in-christ-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/new-brevoort-formspring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Brevoort Formspring</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/marvel-hobby-lobby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marvel Hobby 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Man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dan-slott-guns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott guns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dan-slott-christians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Christians</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-19T21:37:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/05/10/its-okay-to-let-friends-go-when-they-wish-you-were-like-han-solo-frozen-in-carbonite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/han-solo-carbonite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Han Solo Carbonite</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lando-han-solo-carbonite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lando Han Solo Carbonite</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-12T10:39:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/05/07/dan-slotts-peter-parker-spineless-whipping-boy-for-supporting-female-cast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/amazing-spiderman-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amazing SpiderMan 18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/spiderman-anna-asm-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderMan Anna ASM 18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/parker-industries-asm-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parker Industries ASM 18</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T06:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/05/05/the-power-of-prayer-a-blueprint-for-realizing-faiths-potential/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/twitter-apology.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter apology</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-09T14:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/06/twitter-death-threats-get-a-pass-but-users-who-question-that-decision-will-be-suspended/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/twitter-appeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter Appeal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/press-inquiry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Press Inquiry</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/twitter-suspend-appeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter suspend appeal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/twitter-notice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter notice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/twitter-rules.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter Rules</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/twitter-threat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter threat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/twitter-unreal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter unreal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/twitter-blocks-douglas-ernst.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter blocks Douglas Ernst</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-04T21:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/29/daredevil-charlie-cox-and-crew-give-fans-a-winning-marvel-crime-drama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/matt-murdock-court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Murdock court</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/daredevil-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daredevil Cast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-10T11:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/25/car-warning-label-bill-gains-liberal-support-after-ryan-dunns-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ryan-dunn-federal-car-label-bill1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Dunn Federal Car Label Bill</image:title><image:caption>The Federal Government has announced new warning labels for motor vehicles, inspired by the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/smoking-label.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smoking Label</image:title><image:caption>Liberals in Congress want to know: If it works for citizen smokers, why won't it work for citizen drivers?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ryan-dunn-federal-car-label-bill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Dunn Federal Car Label Bill</image:title><image:caption>The Federal Government has announced new warning labels for motor vehicles, inspired by the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-27T01:40:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/23/lone-avenger-robert-downey-jr-soars-above-his-liberal-critics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/downey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Downey</image:title><image:caption>Robert Downey Jr. was at the 2008 Republican convention. What are the chances a full-court press effort was underway to "re-educate" him? Probably good. He's a big boy, so I'm sure he's capable of making up his own mind ... but the pressure in Hollywood to conform to liberal orthodoxy is strong. That is a fact.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/robert-downey-jr-iron-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man</image:title><image:caption>dlfjdlfj</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T03:17:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/22/robert-downey-jr-ambushed-over-politics-reporters-want-iron-man-to-be-a-liberal-activist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/krishnan-guru-murthy-rdj-interview.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Krishnan Guru-Murthy RDJ interview</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/robert-downey-jr-channel-4-interview.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert Downey Jr Channel 4 Interview</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T10:44:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/05/13/robert-downey-jr-s-politics-a-lesson-for-liberal-hulks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/downey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Downey</image:title><image:caption>Robert Downey Jr. was at the Republican National Convention in 2008, but cutting checks for Barack Obama in 2012, but yet liberal message boards wonder where anyone ever got the idea Downey was a Republican. Maybe he should just start the "Iron Man" party and make everyone happy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/robert-downey-jr-iron-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robert-downey-jr-iron-man</image:title><image:caption>Liberals are good at revising history, as they now attempt to do with news that Robert Downey Jr. attended a Barack Obama fundraiser. A trip down memory lane reveals they weren't so warm and fuzzy about him when his politics were in question.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T01:38:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/20/ben-affleck-went-full-lex-luthor-instead-of-batman-pushed-pbs-to-censor-slave-owning-ancestry/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-01T10:52:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/17/the-inner-ring-by-c-s-lewis-explains-washington-d-c-perfectly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/morning-joe-valerie-jarrett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morning Joe Valerie Jarrett</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-08T02:27:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/17/batman-v-superman-teaser-trailer-we-as-a-population-on-this-planet-have-been-looking-for-a-savior/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/superman-v-batman-cowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman v Batman cowl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/superman-v-batman-bow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman v Batman bow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/superman-v-batman-false-god.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman v Batman False God</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/superman-v-batman-angel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman v Batman angel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-21T23:27:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/07/moma-new-york-citys-zoo-that-masquerades-as-an-art-musuem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/marcel-duchamp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcel Duchamp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/man-with-guitar-braque.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man with Guitar Braque</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-08T07:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/05/nick-lowe-tries-out-marvels-permission-to-leave-business-model/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nick-lowe-marvel-comics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Lowe Marvel Comics</image:title><image:caption>Hi, My name is Nick Lowe. I think it's a good idea to tell loyal Marvel customers to take a hike when they disagree with the direction of a book. I also dress up as the pope as a joke on Halloween because I know Catholics turn the other cheek. Dressing up as an imam or Mohammed as a joke would actually require me to display courage, so I won't do that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nick-lowe-marvel-editor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Lowe Marvel Editor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-09T13:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/04/03/bono-channels-g-k-chesterton-and-c-s-lewis-to-affirm-his-faith-in-christ/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bono-on-jesus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bono on Jesus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-04T15:01:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/03/29/francis-de-sales-introduction-to-the-devout-life-1609s-must-read-still-amazing-in-2015/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/francis-de-sales-intro-devout-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Francis De Sales Intro Devout Life</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-30T02:06:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/03/20/dan-slott-i-write-peter-parker-like-a-blockhead-because-charlie-brown-never-kicked-the-football/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dan-slott-lucy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Lucy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dan-slott-charlie-brown-football.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Charlie Brown football</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dan-slott-charlie-brown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Charlie Brown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-04T07:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/03/18/the-great-degeneration-niall-ferguson-explains-how-america-is-engineering-its-own-demise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-great-degeneration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Great Degeneration</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-19T10:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/03/15/angels-in-my-hair-lorna-byrnes-gentle-touch-creates-solid-stepping-stone-to-spirituality/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/angels-in-my-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angels in My Hair</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-22T01:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/08/mysterious-angel-priest-at-car-crash-reminds-us-of-our-true-nature/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fireman-missouri-angel-priest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fireman missouri angel priest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/car-crash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Car crash</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-15T14:38:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/03/10/a-nice-place-to-visit-will-technology-make-classic-twilight-zone-episode-a-reality/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/a-nice-place-to-visit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nice Place To Visit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/a-nice-place-to-visit-twilight-zone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nice Place to Visit Twilight Zone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-twilight-zone-a-nice-place-to-visit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Twilight Zone A Nice Place to Visit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T23:07:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/03/08/money-master-the-game-tony-robbins-gives-readers-a-sound-blueprint-for-financial-freedom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/money-master-the-game-tony-robbins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Money Master The Game Tony Robbins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-10T10:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/03/01/michelle-rodriguez-calls-out-hollywood-on-lazy-diversity-shortcuts-apologizes-to-online-babies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/michelle-rodriguez-ff6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michelle Rodriguez FF6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/m-rodriguez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>M Rodriguez</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/michelle-rodriguez-machete-kills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michelle Rodriguez Machete Kills</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-06T07:20:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/02/25/dan-slotts-spider-verse-epilogue-wrap-up-oddly-more-exciting-than-main-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spiderverse-epilogue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse Epilogue</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/doctor-octopus-spiderverse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor Octopus SpiderVerse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spiderman-spiderverse1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderMan SpiderVerse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-15T19:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/02/19/niall-fergusons-civilization-the-west-and-the-rest-is-a-masterpiece/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/civilization-the-west-and-the-rest1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Civilization The West and the Rest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-20T01:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/02/19/dan-slott-thinks-hes-slott-bakula-in-quantum-leap-as-he-defends-superior-spider-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dan-slott-youtube-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dan-slott-youtube-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dan-slott-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dan-slott-youtube-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dan-slott-quantum-leap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Quantum Leap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-04T19:24:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/02/13/scientists-u-s-government-did-we-say-eggs-were-bad-for-you-for-decades-oops-sorry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/eggs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eggs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-14T10:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/01/29/dan-slott-trolls-random-woman-on-twitter-then-has-the-gall-to-bash-gamergate-supporters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mister-mets-slott-apologist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mister Mets Slott apologist</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mister-mets-loves-dan-slott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mister Mets loves Dan Slott</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dan-slott-twitter-response1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter response</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dan-slott-apology.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott apology</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dan-slott-gamer-gate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Gamer Gate</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dan-slott-stalks-girl-twitter-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott stalks girl Twitter 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dan-slott-stalks-girl-twitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott stalks girl Twitter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-28T14:37:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/02/11/spider-verse-ends-with-puerile-pheromone-talk-dan-slotts-sex-crazed-silk-called-honey-nuff-said/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/silk-spiderman-spiderverse1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silk SpiderMan SpiderVerse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spiderman-spiderverse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderMan SpiderVerse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spiderverse-part-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse Part 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spiderverse-part-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse Part 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/morlun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morlun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/silk-spiderman-spiderverse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silk SpiderMan SpiderVerse</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-23T03:47:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/02/14/douglasernstylp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/obaba-comm-gibbs-stop-the-drama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Gibblett has Landed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-09T17:18:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/02/06/g-willow-wilsons-a-force-will-marvel-put-the-boundaries-of-diversity-before-good-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/g-willow-wilson-twitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>G Willow Wilson Twitter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/marvel-a-force.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marvel A Force</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-10T19:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/04/21/dan-slott-marvels-lying-scribe-attacks-critics-then-turns-to-twitter-to-massage-his-fragile-ego/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/erik-larson-retweet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Erik Larson retweet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/youtube-dan-slott-tango.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YouTube Dan Slott tango</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/fair-use-exchange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fair Use exchange</image:title><image:caption>I sense a pattern among moderators when I'm dealing with Dan Slott. He can throw endless streams of invective at me online and in comments sections as if he was a Marvel meth head denied drugs, but I make a comment about the pictures I put on my blog and suddenly it's time to play "gotcha" on whether I'm trying my best to operate within U.S. fair use laws.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan-slott-confused-as-usual.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott confused as usual</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan-slott-request.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott request</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan-slott-emotional.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott emotional</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/richard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Richard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan-slott-sales-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Sales Meme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/doug-dan-exchange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doug Dan Exchange</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan-slott-lie-tweet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Lie Tweet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-29T23:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/01/29/dan-slott-talks-silk-follow-up-lady-liberty-the-faster-stronger-captain-america-fans-demanded/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-01T18:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/02/10/lt-cmdr-rorke-denvers-damn-few-is-damn-awesome/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-28T00:58:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/01/17/american-sniper-chris-kyle-guardian-angel-who-doesnt-know-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chris-kyle-american-sniper-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-kyle-american-sniper-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chris-kyle-american-sniper1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris-kyle-american-sniper</image:title><image:caption>American Sniper's Chris Kyle keeps returning to the idea of a guardian angel watching over him without ever acknowledging the extent to which he is one..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-28T00:56:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/01/26/nicholas-irvings-the-reaper-snipers-book-gives-readers-a-raw-look-at-the-realities-of-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/nicholas-irving-facebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nicholas Irving Facebook</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T05:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/01/21/dan-slotts-feckless-peter-parker-needs-doctor-octopus-to-inspire-uncle-ben-spider-verse-part-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spiderverse-uncleben2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse UncleBen2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spiderverse-uncle-ben1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse Uncle Ben1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spiderverse-5-uncle-ben.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse 5 Uncle Ben</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-25T06:17:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/01/19/american-sniper-success-prompts-michael-moore-to-take-pot-shots-at-deceased-hero-chris-kyle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/seth-rogen-american-sniper-twitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seth Rogen American Sniper Twitter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/seth-rogen-american-sniper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seth Rogen American Sniper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/michael-moore-twitter-american-sniper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Moore Twitter American Sniper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/michael-moore-chris-kyle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Moore Chris Kyle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/michael-moore-american-sniper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Moore American Sniper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-27T16:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/01/20/american-sniper-clint-eastwood-does-chris-kyles-memory-proud/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/american-sniper-bradley-cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>American Sniper Bradley Cooper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-01T13:27:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/01/07/spider-verse-part-4-side-effects-of-dan-slotts-spider-gluttony-may-include-spider-diabetes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spiderverse-part-4-master-weaver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse Part 4 Master Weaver</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm. How do we move this along? I suppose there isn't any problem that is too big for the Master Weaver to handle... Thanks for the scrolls, buddy! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spiderverse-part-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse Part 4</image:title><image:caption>Dan Slott's Spider-Man is confused. He needs help! Good thing Dan Slott's creation, Silk, is there to get him where he needs to be. Whew. That was a close one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/spiderverse-part-4-solus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SpiderVerse Part 4 Solus</image:title><image:caption>Spider-totems being destroyed. Again. Where have I seen that before? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-29T18:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2015/01/07/lucid-dreaming-connect-with-the-conduit-to-your-own-soul-and-unlock-stores-of-wisdom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/charlie-morley-lucid-dreaming1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Morley Lucid Dreaming</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-15T15:42:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/12/28/atheists-mock-science-loving-catholics-from-afar-because-ego-massages-feel-better-than-ego-checks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hubble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hubble</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-02T09:09:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/28/olivia-munn-wonder-woman-or-shameless-fame-hound/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/munndog-e1419862560806.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munndog</image:title><image:caption>Watch me take part in degrading hotdog eating exercises for teenage boys and lonely video game nerds, and then try to take me seriously when I enter the political fray. Oh, wait...it doesn't work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-29T14:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/12/23/the-atheist-10-commandments-are-here-even-though-there-is-no-one-right-way-to-live/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-22T18:21:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/04/kal-penn-hypocrisy-of-kumar-makes-nph-and-joel-stein-cry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/nph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NPH</image:title><image:caption>NPH and a few angels are crying because Kal Penn has to run to Mommy Huffington Post when the jokes are cultural jokes are shot in his direction.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kumar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kumar</image:title><image:caption>Kal Penn can make millions making fun of Christians, but Joel Stein makes a few lame jokes about Indians and suddenly he runs to The Huffington Post to play Mommy PC Police.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-31T17:54:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/12/12/dan-slotts-spider-gump-peter-parker-is-like-a-box-of-chocolates-you-never-know-what-youre-going-to-get/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tom-brevoort-twitter-blocked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Brevoort Twitter blocked</image:title><image:caption>I have also been blocked by Tom Brevoort. Marvel's reaction to intelligent criticism it can't shoot down with petty name-calling is to do the equivalent of sticking their fingers in their ears while screaming, "I can't hear you!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dan-slott-twitter-blocked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter Blocked</image:title><image:caption>Shortly after this blog post went live, Dan Slott blocked me on Twitter. This is my second time with such an honor. I'm assuming the first time he unblocked me so he could once again see my Twitter feed. I promise I'll continue blogging on The Amazing Spider-Man, Dan Slott. I know you'll keep reading.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/amazing-spiderman-11-spidergwen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amazing SpiderMan 11 SpiderGwen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/amazing-spiderman-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amazing SpiderMan 11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-25T08:15:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/11/28/did-star-wars-the-force-awakens-draw-inspiration-from-operation-focus-during-the-six-day-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/star-wars-force-awakens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star Wars Force Awakens</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/star-wars-force-awakens-xwing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star Wars Force Awakens XWing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-04T19:26:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/11/the-effects-of-meditation-what-if-you-could-ask-your-nightmares-why-they-haunt-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/meditation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meditation</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T02:51:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/11/23/dan-slotts-spider-verse-peter-parker-sadly-gives-off-wheres-waldo-vibe-in-his-own-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/spiderverse-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spiderverse 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/spiderverse-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spiderverse 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/spiderverse-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spiderverse 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/spiderverse-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spiderverse 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-15T18:41:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/11/16/atheists-attack-easy-targets-to-distract-you-from-men-like-hubert-van-zeller/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-18T13:23:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/10/15/guy-delisles-pyongyang-a-comic-can-become-essential-reading/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/guy-delisle-journey-into-north-korea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy Delisle Journey into North Korea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/guy-delisle-journey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy Delisle Journey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/guy-delisle-kj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy Delisle KJ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/guy-delisle-kim-jong-il.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy Delisle Kim Jong Il</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/guy-delisle-pyongyang-store.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy Delisle Pyongyang store</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/guy-delisle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy Delisle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/guy-delisle-pyongyang.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy Delisle Pyongyang</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-15T12:36:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/05/26/x-men-days-of-future-past-may-be-the-most-important-superhero-movie-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/charles-xavier-days-of-future-past.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charles Xavier Days of Future Past</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/charles-xavier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charles Xavier</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/charles-xavier-young-old-xmen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charles Xavier Young Old XMen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-23T04:10:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/12/14/christopher-nolans-interstellar-teaser-escape-the-surly-bonds-of-earth-to-touch-the-face-of-god/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/intersteller-holding-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intersteller holding hands</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/intersteller-matthew-m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intersteller Matthew M</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/intersteller-earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intersteller earth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/interstellar-rocket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Interstellar rocket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/intersteller-flight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intersteller flight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/intersteller-dust-bowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intersteller Dust Bowl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/intersteller-astronaut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Intersteller Astronaut</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/douglas-ernst-twitter-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst Twitter space</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-09T22:52:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/15/earl-nightingale-had-it-right-on-success-we-become-what-we-think-about/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-09T15:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/05/06/democrats-target-jack-white-with-blunderbuss-act/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jack-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack White</image:title><image:caption>Democrats</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T15:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/11/03/ms-marvel-vol-1-like-kamala-khan-intriguing-book-doesnt-know-whether-to-go-big-or-go-small/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ms-marvel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ms. Marvel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ms-marvel-no-normal-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ms Marvel No Normal party</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ms-marvel-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ms Marvel Family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ms-marvel-no-normal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ms Marvel No Normal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-21T02:11:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/09/30/dan-slott-absent-a-superior-argument-now-sics-twitter-followers-on-critics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dan-slott-youtube.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spider-man-ends-of-the-earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spider-Man Ends of the Earth</image:title><image:caption>The poor guy couldn't even spell 'Douglas' in his little personal attack panel that he posted at Comic Vine. Sad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dan-slott-never-apologize.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Never Apologize</image:title><image:caption>Dan Slott, the guy who chases people around the internet demanding they apologize for ... an implication ... writes notes to himself that he should never apologize to anyone. Classic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dan-slott-absent-superior-argument.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott absent superior argument</image:title><image:caption>Here's a screenshot of Dan's tweet to his 39K followers with his re-tweet of my blog entry (which has since been deleted). But here's the rub: the internet is forever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T19:50:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/10/24/avengers-age-of-ultron-trailer-begs-the-question-how-can-joss-whedon-not-direct-avengers-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/avengers-age-of-ultron-teaser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Avengers Age of Ultron teaser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ultron-no-strings-on-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ultron no strings on me</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-25T01:47:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/10/18/poem-to-my-wife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hopper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hopper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T15:34:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/10/22/neil-gaiman-is-right-people-talk-about-books-that-write-themselves-and-its-a-lie/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-24T15:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/09/27/bret-easton-ellis-delivers-near-flawless-analysis-of-generation-wuss-in-vanity-fair-piece/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-20T15:54:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/10/02/eastwoods-american-sniper-trailer-is-out-and-it-looks-like-a-movie-chris-kyle-fans-will-appreciate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bradley-cooper-american-sniper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bradley Cooper American Sniper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-11T15:12:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/09/28/neil-degrasse-tyson-gets-caught-lying-by-the-federalist-disciples-at-wikipedia-go-full-orwell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/andrew-kaczynski-degrasse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Kaczynski DeGrasse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/the-federalist-wiki-orwell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Federalist Wiki Orwell</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/neil-degrasse-tyson-federalist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neil Degrasse Tyson Federalist</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-01T00:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/09/09/cenk-uygur-names-son-prometheus-in-misbegotten-attempt-to-smite-god-fails-miserably/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/atheist-troll1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Atheist troll</image:title><image:caption>Here is what one looks like on the back end of WordPress. I erased part of his IP address because I’m a nice guy. I also erased part of the link he wanted to share. Sad. I was hoping Mr. Uygur’s Reddit fanboys would bring more to the table than “myballsinyourmouth.” I guess not.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-09T20:48:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/08/06/the-new-york-times-why-read-hayek-when-ad-hominem-attacks-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kurt-anderson-hayek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kurt Anderson Hayek</image:title><image:caption>Kurt Anderson from the New York Times understands that it's so much easier to call someone a lunatic than to try and understand what they're saying. Conservatives don't think he's stupid (he's apparently just a jerk).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-22T01:15:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/14/venezuelas-maduro-tries-to-stop-spinning-down-the-toilet-drain-by-spinning-faster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/flush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flush</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-22T01:14:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/19/socialisms-failures-on-full-display-in-venezuela-npr-reports-on-misery-but-wont-assign-blame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/venezuela-food-shortage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Venezuela.food.shortage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chavez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chavez</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-22T01:10:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/09/18/when-the-nfl-became-a-religion-america-created-sportscaster-priests-like-cris-carter-bob-costas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bob-costas-guns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Costas Guns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hannah-storm-emotional.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hannah Storm emotional</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cris-carter-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cris Carter crying</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-22T19:02:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/12/30/adrian-peterson-the-gears-of-war-breaks-the-mold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/adrian-peterson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adrian Peterson</image:title><image:caption>On Dec. 24, 2011, Adrian Peterson tore his ACL. On Dec. 30, 2012 he officially broke 2,000 yards and came less than ten yards shy of breaking the single-season record. The man is an inspiration, for young and old alike. (Image: AP)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-17T14:52:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/09/14/dan-slotts-emasculated-spider-man-peter-parker-is-an-embarrassment-in-his-own-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/peter-anna-maria-silk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter Anna Maria Silk</image:title><image:caption>"Goo-goo. Gaa-gaa. I'm Dan Slott's Peter Parker and I need the women in my life to save me and heal my wounds ... and run my company while I'm making a fool out of myself in battle."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/silk-saves-spider-man-electro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silk saves Spider Man Electro</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/silk-slaps-spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silk slaps Spider Man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/black-cat-spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Cat Spider Man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/silk-saves-spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silk saves Spider Man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-10-12T17:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/22/bleeding-cool-calls-out-dan-slotts-creation-a-nazi-like-superior-spider-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/spider-man-doctor-octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spider-man-doctor-octopus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/superior-spider-man-dan-slott-torture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider Man Dan Slott Torture</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/superior-spider-man-torture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider Man Torture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T14:10:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/07/05/missing-etta-final-thoughts-from-a-thankful-grandson/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-13T18:14:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/08/20/dan-slott-calls-spider-woman-1-variant-a-false-controversy-feminists-retreat-from-mansplaining-liberal-male/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-26T15:12:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/03/11/kathy-griffin-hollywoods-stale-chocolate-easter-bunny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kgriffin1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kgriffin</image:title><image:caption>Kathy Griffin: Almost as sad as Andy Dick...if he had breasts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kgriffin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kgriffin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T03:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/17/kathy-griffin-scott-brown-dust-up-poop-for-the-course/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kathyferengigriffin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KathyFerengiGriffin</image:title><image:caption>Kathy Griffin isn't even a "trained monkey" because you don't have to train monkeys to fling poo.  She's just sad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T03:25:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/08/16/the-complete-c-s-lewis-signature-classics-pay-a-small-price-for-the-work-of-an-intellectual-giant/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-18T02:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/12/21/quintessential-feminist-suey-park-blames-structural-whiteness-for-her-personal-problems/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-23T07:52:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/08/12/california-goes-full-demolition-man-seeks-yes-means-yes-sexual-consent-laws-for-college-students/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/stallone-demolition-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stallone Demolition Man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T21:09:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/08/11/unbroken-louie-zamperinis-story-offers-crucial-lessons-for-improving-mental-spiritual-health/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/louis-zamperini-ap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Louis Zamperini</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-11T13:53:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/08/08/andrew-w-k-channels-g-k-chesterton-in-reply-to-son-of-a-right-winger/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-11T06:04:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/08/02/guardians-of-the-galaxy-marvel-gets-its-heroic-misfits-right-on-the-first-try/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/guardians-of-the-galaxy-groot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guardians of the Galaxy Groot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/guardians-of-the-galaxy-gamora-peter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guardians of the Galaxy Gamora Peter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/guardians-of-the-galaxy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guardians of the Galaxy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T18:18:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/08/03/marvel-announces-i-am-groot-for-phase-3-dc-scrambles-for-response/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/groot-with-girl-guardians-of-the-galaxy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Groot with girl Guardians of the Galaxy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-04T00:31:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/07/17/falcon-can-soar-as-captain-america-but-tom-brevoort-crashes-and-burns-as-a-marvel-representative/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sam-wilson-captain-america.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sam Wilson Captain America</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-07T17:43:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/07/15/marvel-turns-thor-into-she-thor-fails-at-jedi-mind-trick-to-convince-fans-otherwise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/thor-marvel-she-thor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thor Marvel She-Thor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-02T13:15:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/07/15/the-va-is-failing-joe-geoghagan-and-so-are-we-no-veteran-should-ever-feel-trapped-in-a-pit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/joe-geoghagan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Geoghagan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-08-11T00:45:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/07/11/feminist-clump-of-cells-who-works-at-burger-king-forgets-that-were-all-the-same-inside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pro-choice-tumblr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pro Choice Tumblr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/burger-king-kids-club-abortion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P680/0112</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/abortion-debate-created-equal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abortion debate created equal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/created-equal-abortion-debate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Created Equal abortion debate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-07T13:19:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/06/24/feminist-looks-down-on-married-women-man-exposes-her-pseudo-intellectual-gobbledygook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/chrissy-stockton-amazon-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chrissy Stockton Amazon book</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/chrissy-stockton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chrissy Stockton</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-29T16:57:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/06/16/tom-brevoort-maybe-frank-miller-can-write-a-generic-captain-america-tale-for-marvel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/isis-terrorists.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ISIS terrorists</image:title><image:caption>An ISIS terrorist executes an innocent man in Iraq. Meanwhile, over in America, Marvel editors wonder if it's appropriate to do another story where Captain America takes on the tea party. Sad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abu Bakr al Baghdadi</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/brevoort-marvel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brevoort Marvel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-24T13:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/05/stallone-barack-obama-marvel-comics-and-the-very-real-secret-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nickfury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nickfury</image:title><image:caption>Hey Bendis, do you mind telling me when you're going to roast Barack Obama for his Secret War? Want to weight in, Marvel? Didn't think so. Hypocrites.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/stallone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stallone</image:title><image:caption>Stallone rocks. Why? Because unlike most of Hollywood, he knows the world has some pretty scary characters in it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-11T22:33:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/06/09/chuck-dixon-and-paul-rivoche-call-out-an-industry-filled-with-moral-relativists-like-dan-slott/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dan-slott-guns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott guns</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T02:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/04/16/while-the-bombs-went-off-we-honored-the-fallen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/korean-war-memorial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Korean War Memorial</image:title><image:caption>Yesterday I spent time at the Korean War Memorial. It's at its most beautiful and most haunting in the rain or in the fog. "The Forgotten War"? Not by all of us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/arlington-cemetery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arlington Cemetery</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/douglas-ernst.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-25T19:25:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/05/02/dan-slotts-amazing-spider-man-1-peter-parker-gets-punk-return-by-a-guy-who-gave-him-a-punk-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/youtube-psychokineticex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YouTube PsychokineticEX</image:title><image:caption>Check the YouTube page so you can see all the wonderful work the Dan Slott Damage Control (D.S.D.C.) can do when it puts its mind to it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/peter-parker-anna-asm-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter Parker Anna ASM 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mary-jane-asm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary Jane ASM1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/amazing-spiderman-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amazing SpiderMan 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-12T15:44:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/04/24/slate-writer-youre-racist-if-youre-attracted-to-someone-of-the-same-race/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-29T18:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/15/dan-slotts-superior-spider-man-genocidal-peter-parker-is-really-just-like-hawkeye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dan-slott-youtube-service-reply.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube service reply</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dan-slott-youtube-meltdown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube meltdown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dan-slott-youtube-ssm-silver-surfer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube SSM Silver Surfer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dan-slott-youtube-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dan-slott-youtube-rant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube rant</image:title><image:caption>It’s April 18, 2014 — almost a year after this post was written — and Dan Slott is still obsessing over it. That’s what you call hitting a nerve. Deep down, he knows that my reasons for writing this piece were spot on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/reply-to-dan-slott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reply to Dan Slott</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dan-slott-youtube-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dan-slott-youtube-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott YouTube 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/schindler-s-list.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schindler.s.List</image:title><image:caption>How fitting that only 48 hours after my "Beautiful Music Monday" on Facebook, featuring Schindler's List, Dan Slott would call me "immoral" for writing this blog post. That's okay, Dan, there are many, many others that can see why making a man who wanted to transcend the world's most notorious dictator the new Spider-Man is so wrong. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cbr-slott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CBR Slott</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-24T04:24:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/07/26/dan-slott-and-marvels-orwellian-message-boards-cant-hide-the-truth-fans-want-peter-parker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dan-slott-twitter-tough-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter tough guy</image:title><image:caption>The universe is an amazing place. Like I said: Dan Slott, internet tough guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/comic-con-superior-spider-man-panel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Comic-Con Superior Spider-Man panel</image:title><image:caption>Dan Slott was a no-show at the San Diego Comic-Con. Maybe when you mouth off to countless fans online you get worried that they might show up to confront you about it.  Internet tough guys ... usually aren't in real life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/daily-content.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daily Content</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T23:34:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/10/13/tales-from-basic-training-roster-number-144-speaks/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-15T13:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/05/05/the-avengers-marvels-finest-hour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/captain-america.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Captain America</image:title><image:caption>Run to see 'The Avengers' this weekend. Jump over a bus and dodge some explosions and laser beams if you have to. You'll be glad you did.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-07T13:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/30/the-grand-budapest-hotel-wes-anderson-makes-another-invariably-and-exceedingly-lovely-film/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mendls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mendls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/grand-budapest-lobby-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grand Budapest Lobby Boy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/grand-budapest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grand Budapest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-grand-budapest-hotel-wes-anderson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Grand Budapest Hotel Wes Anderson</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-01T12:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/20/cbo-this-american-debt-bomb-is-going-really-to-hurt-when-it-explodes-just-so-you-know/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-20T13:17:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/19/the-copy-editor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Books</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-19T23:05:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/08/in-defense-of-dead-presidents-and-the-american-way-of-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/penny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Penny</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-19T13:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/18/soda-pop-guru-john-nese-makes-the-case-for-limited-government/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cucumber-soda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cucumber Soda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/john-nese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John.Nese</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/california-refund-value-crv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>California.Refund.Value.CRV</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/moxie-1884.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moxie.1884</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T20:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/06/robert-deniro-gets-it-right-on-writers-we-have-terrifying-minds-and-wouldnt-have-it-any-other-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/robert-de-niro-oscars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert De Niro Oscars</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-02T00:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/03/05/captain-america-exists-and-his-real-name-is-william-kyle-carpenter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/marine-medal-of-honor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marine.Medal.of.Honor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T03:30:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/07/lizz-winstead-planned-parenthoods-personal-narcissist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lizz-winstead_web-thumb-350x554.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lizz-winstead_web-thumb-350x554</image:title><image:caption>Lizz Winstead has called motherhood "indentured servitude," and said that even as a child she never wanted to be a mom. Perhaps. She can tell herself that. Although, perhaps the abortion she had as a teenager might have something to do with it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-26T13:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/02/20/thank-god-for-george-washington-the-indispensable-man-on-feb-22/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-25T19:21:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/02/18/abraham-lincoln-on-liberty-are-you-the-shepherd-or-the-wolf/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-06T23:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/02/16/justice-league-war-dc-delivers-action-that-may-leave-some-viewers-with-battle-fatigue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wonder-woman-justice-league-war-darkseid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wonder Woman Justice League War Darkseid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/superman-batman-justice-league.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman Batman Justice League</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/batman-justice-league-war.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Batman Justice League War</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wonder-woman-justice-league-war.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wonder Woman Justice League War</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/superman-justice-league.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman Justice League</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-16T12:20:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/02/13/at-70-bodybuilder-sam-sonny-bryant-jr-stays-young-with-the-right-mindset/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sonny-bryant-weightlifter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sonny Bryant weightlifter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sam-sonny-bryant-jr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sam Sonny Bryant Jr</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T03:20:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/02/14/dan-slott-i-treated-peter-parker-like-a-meat-puppet-but-learning-to-crawl-will-respect-his-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dan-slott-twitter-scheherazade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter Scheherazade</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-08T16:17:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/03/ct-fletcher-is-correct-over-training-is-a-myth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ct-fletcher-overtraining.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CT Fletcher Overtraining</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-12T01:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/01/28/elliott-hulses-great-advice-for-older-men-in-the-weight-room-stop-trying-to-slay-dragons-that-dont-exist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/smaug-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smaug copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/yo-elliott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yo Elliott</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T06:21:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/10/13/dan-slott-i-love-peter-parker-so-much-i-turned-him-into-a-meat-puppet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/npr-fresco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NPR fresco</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T23:14:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/14/why-we-run/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/prefontaine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prefontaine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-15T23:22:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/06/19/ama-declares-obesity-a-disease-we-are-all-homer-simpson-in-a-muumuu-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/futurama-bender-fat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Futurama Bender fat</image:title><image:caption>If you look like fat Bender from Futurama, it's not your fault. You have a disease. The AMA came off the mountain and declared it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/homer-simpson-muumuu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homer Simpson Muumuu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-26T14:55:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2014/01/12/lone-survivor-a-part-of-marcus-luttrell-died-so-that-we-can-see-how-to-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lone-survivor-never-out-of-the-fight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lone Survivor Never Out of the Fight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-27T03:07:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/12/10/marcus-luttrell-the-humbling-tale-of-an-american-hero-who-calls-himself-a-coward/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/marcus-lutrell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcus Lutrell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T17:46:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/07/09/paul-ryans-wine-passes-sniff-test-susan-feinbergs-behavior-smells-like-rotting-monkfish-a-la-soubise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/susan-feinberg.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>susan feinberg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-12T05:30:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/12/09/ben-affleck-to-republican-batman-fans-i-probably-dont-like-you-but-i-want-your-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ben-affleck-fans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Affleck fans</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-03T13:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/12/07/the-amazing-spider-man-2-come-for-the-story-stay-to-laugh-at-the-special-effects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/andrew-garfield-amazing-spider-man-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Garfield Amazing Spider Man 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/amazing-spider-man-2-vulture-doctor-octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amazing Spider Man 2 Vulture Doctor Octopus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dane-dehaan-harry-osborn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dane DeHaan Harry Osborn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/amazing-spider-man-2-web-swing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amazing Spider Man 2 web swing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/amazing-spider-man-2-rhino-fight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amazing Spider Man 2 Rhino fight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/rhino-amazing-spider-man-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rhino Amazing Spider Man 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-30T13:21:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/12/08/argentinas-animalistic-feminists-assault-sexually-molest-praying-catholic-men/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/feminist-argentina-spit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Feminist Argentina spit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/argentina-feminists-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argentina feminists fire</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/argentia-feminist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argentia feminist</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/argentina-spraypaint-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argentina Spraypaint eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/feminist-argentia-head-in-crotch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Feminist Argentia head in crotch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/argentina-spraypaint-catholic-men1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argentina spraypaint Catholic men</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-21T08:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/26/a-thanksgiving-thank-you-from-douglas-ernst-to-his-readers/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-11T15:23:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/25/superman-vs-the-elite-explores-the-big-dilemma-christ-or-patton-to-kill-or-not-to-kill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/manchester-black-superman-the-elite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Manchester Black Superman The Elite</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/superman-the-elite-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman The Elite Death</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/superman-the-elite-skull-victim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman The Elite Skull victim</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the-atomic-skull-superman-the-elite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Atomic Skull Superman The Elite</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-01T22:10:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/10/23/lucid-dreaming-the-meaning-of-life-and-flying-through-space-like-a-ballistic-missile/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-21T10:10:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/20/thoughts-on-lucid-dreaming-and-the-floating-purple-orb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cross-country-awards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cross Country Awards</image:title><image:caption>Here is me accepting an award at the Crystal Lake South cross country meet as a junior in high school. I believe I came in 17th place out of perhaps 120 runners. I was always a "mudder" and a hill runner. On a rainy day I always performed a lot better, and for whatever reason I could grind out hilly courses and beat guys who would normally fly by me on flat terrain. Larry is dressed in the maroon running pants.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-05-29T19:05:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/20/marcus-allens-super-bowl-xviii-run-hall-of-famers-touchdown-a-metaphor-for-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/reagan-on-marcus-allen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reagan on Marcus Allen</image:title><image:caption>Coach Tom Flores, I have already had a call from Moscow. They think that Marcus Allen is a new secret weapon and they insist we dismantle it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/marcus-allen-super-bowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcus Allen Super Bowl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-21T13:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/17/atheist-believes-in-god-after-witnessing-one-mans-angelic-act-of-kindness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/atheist-finds-god.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Atheist finds God</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/secret-santa-steve-hartman-cbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Secret Santa Steve Hartman CBS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/atheist-coems-to-believe-in-god.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Atheist coems to believe in God</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-21T20:40:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/16/van-dammes-volvo-ad-the-muscles-from-brussels-still-has-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ray-jackson-bloodsport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ray Jackson Bloodsport</image:title><image:caption>Ray Jackson: "Go home!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/van-damme-splits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Van Damme splits</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/van-damme-volvo-splits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Van Damme Volvo splits</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T04:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/03/29/need-to-get-motivated-check-out-how-bad-do-you-want-it-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/how-bad-do-you-want-it-success.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How Bad Do You Want It Success</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-18T20:53:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/03/dan-slott-used-anger-to-sell-superior-spider-man-9-but-people-are-really-just-sad-for-him/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/superior-spider-man-9-peter-parker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider Man 9 Peter Parker</image:title><image:caption>This is Dan Slott's Spider-Man. With decades of experience, at his core he's still just a scared little immature boy. Again: sad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fantom-comics-dc-union-station.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fantom Comics DC Union Station</image:title><image:caption>Fantom Comics, Washington, D.C. Union Station location. Sales are "Going okay. We had a drop off because I think what's going on with a lot of people is that they've shaken up the status quo so much that they're just uncomfortable with it."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/superior-spider-man-9-promo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider-Man 9 promo</image:title><image:caption>Dan Slott and Marvel decided they would fuel sales by tapping into fan anger, which is rather sad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T20:42:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/10/thor-the-dark-world-tom-hiddleston-makes-marvels-job-easy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tom-hiddleson-loki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom HIddleson Loki</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-18T04:29:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/06/marvel-we-killed-peter-parker-and-ruined-tony-stark-but-who-cares-you-now-have-muslim-ms-marvel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ms-marvel-cock-knocker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ms Marvel Cock Knocker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-20T22:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/11/04/enders-game-film-adaptation-of-orson-scott-card-novel-would-make-sun-tzu-proud/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/asa-butterfield-enders-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Asa Butterfield Enders Game</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/enders-game-asa-butterfield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Enders Game Asa Butterfield</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/enders-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Enders Game</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-23T12:14:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/10/21/the-true-believer-eric-hoffers-classic-from-1951-is-essential-reading-for-americans-today/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-24T18:36:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/10/20/flip-the-switch-tap-into-fight-or-flight-for-gains-in-the-weight-room/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-04T15:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/05/06/the-runner-king/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/track.jpg</image:loc><image:title>track</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-21T14:20:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/03/06/liberalism-the-worlds-rick-moranis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rick-moranis-ghostbusters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rickmoranisgbust</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ghostbust71.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ghostbustersrick</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T04:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/10/07/virginia-under-water-many-times-since-the-dinosaur-age-to-the-dismay-of-the-climate-change-crowd/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/douglas-ernst-jellyfish-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst Jellyfish 1</image:title><image:caption>If you're swimming in Virginia, be careful you don't get too close to the Stinging Sea Nettle Jellyfish. They've been around for 650 million years, and will likely be around long after humans abandon earth to explore the rest of the cosmos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/douglas-ernst-turtle-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst turtle 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/douglas-ernst-geology1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst geology</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-26T21:39:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/09/28/big-bang-theory-delivers-punishing-blow-to-superior-spider-man-dan-slott-feigns-delight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dan-slott-big-bang-theory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Big Bang Theory</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/big-bang-theory-superior-spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Bang Theory Superior Spider-Man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-13T20:36:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/09/15/what-octopus-camouflage-tells-us-about-the-nature-of-reality-and-successful-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/octopus-study.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus study</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/octopus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/octopus-camo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus camo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/squid-skin-close-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squid skin close up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/octopus-skin-texture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Octopus skin texture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-15T15:49:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/09/03/what-if-you-attacked-your-problems-like-diana-nyad-attacked-her-historic-swim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/diana-nyad-florida-to-cuba-swim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diana Nyad Florida to Cuba swim</image:title><image:caption>In this photo provided by the Florida Keys News Bureau, Diana Nyad, positioned about two miles off Key West, Fla., Monday, Sept. 2, 2013, is escorted by kayakers as she swims towards the completion of her approximately 110-mile trek from Cuba to the Florida Keys. Nyad, 64, is poised to be the first swimmer to cross the Florida Straits without the security of a shark cage. (AP Photo/Florida Keys News Bureau, Andy Newman)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T11:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/27/wave-meditation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/douglas-ernst-sun-walk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst Sun walk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/douglas-ernst-beach-meditate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst Beach meditate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T00:21:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/26/elderly-couple-die-hours-apart-remind-us-of-the-kind-of-love-we-all-deserve/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-31T12:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/24/wsj-fall-fashion-issue-is-androgynous-the-new-black/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kate-upton-american-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate Upton American Flag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wsj-fall-fashion-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WSJ Fall Fashion 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wsj-fall-fashion-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WSJ Fall Fashion 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wsj-fall-fashion-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WSJ Fall Fashion 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wsj-fall-fashion-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WSJ Fall Fashion 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wsj-fall-fashion-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WSJ Fall Fashion 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T12:49:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/23/ben-afflecks-outspoken-politics-hurt-his-batman-more-than-his-box-office-bombs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/john-kerry-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Kerry Space</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ben-affleck-john-kerry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Affleck John Kerry</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-12T11:56:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/21/at-georgia-tech-you-can-build-the-iron-man-suit-the-making-of-an-amazing-speech/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/georgia-tech-iron-man-suit-speech.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Georgia Tech Iron Man Suit Speech</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T14:40:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/08/06/the-power-of-thank-you/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-11T01:54:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/02/01/dan-slott-stalks-comic-fan-gets-intellectually-body-slammed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/the-main-event.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Main Event</image:title><image:caption>Dan Slott finally stalked the wrong guy. In one extemporaneous speech, the creator of The Main Event tore his online behavior to shreds. It was like he took his big strong hands, wrapped them around Mr. Slott's head, and just squeezed until all that was left was a giant puddle of ego on the floor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dan-slott-superior-spider-man1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Superior Spider-Man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-30T23:25:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/04/03/superior-spider-man-everyone-but-dan-slott-knows-its-inferior-to-its-predecessor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/superior-spider-man-6-jester-screwball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider Man 6 Jester Screwball</image:title><image:caption>Jester</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wolverine-superior-spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wolverine Superior Spider Man</image:title><image:caption>Wolverine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/superior-spider-man-gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider Man Gun</image:title><image:caption>Superior</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/superior-spider-man-massacre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider Man Massacre</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/superior-spider-man-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider Man 5</image:title><image:caption>Massacre detonate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/superior-spider-man-5-cops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider Man 5 cops</image:title><image:caption>Massacre</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-13T20:10:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/07/28/the-wolverine-does-logan-proud-hugh-jackman-atones-for-x-men-origins-wolverine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wolverine-hugh-jackman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wolverine Hugh Jackman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-03T04:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/07/20/tnts-the-hero-gives-us-charles-a-hero-in-every-sense-of-the-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/charles-the-hero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charles The Hero</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rock-charles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock Charles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/charles-soccer-field.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charles soccer field</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-14T17:59:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/07/12/cdc-on-salt-we-were-wrong-i-e-michael-bloomberg-and-his-friends-are-thugs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fish-oil-risk-dumb-news-report.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fish Oil risk dumb news report</image:title><image:caption>The talking heads are now worried about fish oil, which means politicians will seek to control its use. Ten years from now they'll conclude otherwise, but the regulations will stay in place. Do you really want to live you life in fear? Turn off your television and get out more.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T21:55:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/06/30/your-mind-can-not-be-trusted-because-you-are-not-your-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/science-mind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Science mind</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T20:34:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/06/25/boot-campaign-texas-group-does-our-troops-and-the-nation-proud/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/the-rock-boot-campaign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Rock Boot Campaign</image:title><image:caption>'The Rock' is batting 1000 for awesomeness. He's relaunching movies, he's got a great new show with 'The Hero,' and now it turns out he's connected with the Boot Campaign.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pushups-charity-fb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pushups Charity FB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pushups-for-charity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pushups for Charity</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T01:25:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/06/21/we-are-all-on-drugs-but-do-we-ever-wonder-why/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-29T22:23:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/06/06/break-free-of-the-matrix-the-1-year-challenge-to-seeing-the-world-in-a-different-light/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/matrix-pills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matrix pills</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-25T14:06:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/23/soldier-of-steel-campaign-gym-jones-shows-what-real-men-are-made-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/douglas-ernst-gym-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst Gym Jones</image:title><image:caption>Here I am doing a workout inspired by Gym Jones, 2009. Pain never felt so good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mark-twight-gym-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Twight Gym Jones</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T14:11:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/24/banksy-doesnt-get-it-the-world-owes-you-nothing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/by.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BY</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-30T17:09:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/20/stps-out-of-time-featuring-chester-bennington-imagine-a-tank-being-driven-by-lions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/chester-bennington-stp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chester Bennington STP</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-22T21:33:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/19/money-will-not-solve-your-problems-powerball-fever-highlights-human-weakness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/joker-money-tim-burton-batman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joker Money Tim Burton Batman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/twitter-douglas-ernst-powerball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twitter Douglas Ernst Powerball</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/powererball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Powererball</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-24T19:26:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/12/11/man-of-steel-trailer-harbinger-of-a-epic-film/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/man-of-steel-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man of Steel 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/man-of-steel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man of Steel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-17T22:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/12/20/superior-spider-man-is-dan-slott-asking-readers-to-root-for-a-rapist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dan-slott-twitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Slott Twitter</image:title><image:caption>While I'm not into Spider-Man porn, I am the "NeoCon" who wrote about Spider-Man's absurd "no one dies" mentality proved what a naive loser he has become with Slott at the helm. Maybe Dan Slott never read up on North Korean gulags. It's a shame.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-11T01:17:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/06/the-is-no-spare-time-because-there-is-only-time/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-06T15:05:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/05/iron-man-3-americans-will-love-it-but-so-will-moviegoers-who-hate-america/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-06T02:24:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/05/01/clueless-sociologists-writing-on-marriage-should-read-the-bible-or-watch-pacific-rim/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pacific-rim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pacific Rim</image:title><image:caption>Since sociologists who write on marriage are too lazy (or afraid) to address the religious aspect to the institution, perhaps they would learn something from watching 'Pacific Rim' this summer. Just think of the 'mind meld' as something you'd find close Mark 10:8.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-15T20:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/04/18/if-you-see-man-of-steel-and-a-cop-youve-really-only-seen-one-hero-just-ask-boston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/superman-man-of-steel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superman Man of Steel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/boston-marathon-cops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boston Marathon cops</image:title><image:caption>Bill Iffrig, 78, lies on the ground as police officers react to a second explosion at the finish line of the Boston Marathon in Boston, Monday, April 15, 2013. Iffrig, of Lake Stevens, Wash., was running his third Boston Marathon and near the finish line when he was knocked down by one of two bomb blasts. (AP Photo/The Boston Globe, John Tlumacki)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T16:50:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/04/13/ct-fletcher-inspires-your-body-can-never-be-stronger-than-your-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ct-fletcher-trainer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CT Fletcher Trainer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T22:17:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/04/13/rock-climbing-as-a-metaphor-for-life-conservatism-vs-liberalism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/douglas-ernst-rock-climb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst rock climb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-10-27T19:34:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/04/10/miracles-happen-every-day-girls-pull-3000-pound-tractor-off-trapped-father/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pyrros-dimas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pyrros Dimas</image:title><image:caption>Pyrros Dimas was able to chuck almost 400 lbs. over his head in his prime. But could he lift 3,000 lbs. of the chest of a dying man? Two high school girls did when their father's life depended on it. Amazing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tractor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tractor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jeff-smith-tractor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff Smith Tractor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T23:59:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/12/04/the-real-story-behind-the-hawkeye-initiative-liberals-bashing-liberals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hawkeye-initiative1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hawkeye Initiative</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hawkeye-initiative.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hawkeye Initiative</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T03:54:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/03/24/rest-in-peace-joe-weider-from-a-kid-who-learned-1000-life-lessons-from-your-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/joe-weider.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe Weider</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-25T02:18:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/03/06/iron-man-3s-ultimate-terrorist-created-by-america-shane-black-provides-liberalism-on-stark-display/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/iron-man-3-the-mandarin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iron Man 3 The Mandarin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-14T21:31:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/10/24/iron-man-3-trailer-delivers-shane-black-gets-dark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/iron-patriot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iron Patriot</image:title><image:caption>Will the Iron Patriot be a good guy or a bad guy? Good question.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/iron-man-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iron Man 3</image:title><image:caption>Tony Stark is a great character, but it appears as though the guy with the chip on his shoulder is going to have it knocked off — hard — in Iron Man 3. If that is the route Shane Black goes, audiences might just get the best Iron Man appearance yet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T05:11:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/07/18/schwarzeneggers-six-rules-for-success-are-sage-advice-for-all-americans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arnold Schwarzenegger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T04:23:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/01/10/american-sniper-more-dead-terrorists-than-sales-by-occupiers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chris-kyle-american-sniper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Kyle American Sniper</image:title><image:caption>How odd is it that Chris Kyle has killed more terrorists than the number of "Occupy" protesters who will buy his book.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T20:41:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/01/29/act-of-valor-seal-blasts-washingtons-attempts-to-lower-standards-in-damn-few/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rorke-denver-damn-few.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rorke Denver Damn-Few</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/damn-few-rorke-denver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Damn Few Rorke Denver</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-12T04:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/01/24/a-view-from-the-infantry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/douglas-ernst-army.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douglas Ernst Army</image:title><image:caption>Your truly along the Serbian/Macedonia border in the late 90's (sadly working under a United Nation's mandate).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-29T04:52:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/01/19/zero-dark-thirty-is-a-first-class-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/zero-dark-thirty-maya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zero Dark Thirty Maya</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-03-11T08:36:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/01/17/black-hawk-dumb-terror-haven-somalia-likely-to-get-u-s-taxpayer-cash/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-17T21:46:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/01/13/tekkonkinkreet-anime-that-transcends-anime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tekkonkinkreet-black-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tekkonkinkreet Black White</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tekkonkinkreet-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tekkonkinkreet White</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-07T15:35:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/01/08/bowies-where-are-we-now-was-worth-the-wait/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/david-bowie-where-are-we-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Bowie Where are we now</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-24T08:16:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2013/01/03/the-new-years-resolution-self-improvements-kiss-of-death/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-05T06:53:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/19/escape-from-camp-14-a-haunting-tale-of-north-koreas-gulags/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/escape-from-camp-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Escape from Camp 14</image:title><image:caption>Escape from Camp 14 is a must read. This one book could wipe away years of brainwashing by cultural relativists leading discussion groups in college classrooms.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T13:18:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/12/28/django-unchained-uncomfortable-for-people-who-want-to-believe-theyre-still-chained/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/django-unchained-ap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Django Unchained AP</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-29T20:41:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/12/26/amazing-spider-man-700-doc-slott-pens-ending-only-villains-could-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/amazing-spider-man-700-stan-lee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amazing Spider-Man 700 Stan Lee</image:title><image:caption>Excelsior!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/superior-spider-man-asm700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider-Man ASM700</image:title><image:caption>It takes more</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/superior-spider-man-mary-jane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider-Man Mary Jane</image:title><image:caption>Dan Slott's Superior Spider-Man was given access to Peter Parker's memories and, not surprisingly, fallen for Mary Jane. Since he made no attempt to disclose this information while trying to sleep while simply kissing her </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-10T13:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/12/16/amazing-spider-man-700-marvel-gives-radioactive-middle-finger-to-its-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/aunt-may-doc-ock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aunt May Doc Ock</image:title><image:caption>Every time you pick up an issue of Superior Spider-Man you can be reminded that the villain slept with the real hero's wife ... and aunt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/superior-spider-man-doc-ock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Superior Spider-Man Doc Ock</image:title><image:caption>Marvel has gone from asking you to root for the anti-hero to asking you to root for the villain. Doctor Octopus' mind is now inside Peter Parker's body, but instead of a few issues it looks like he'll be around awhile.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-13T17:34:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/12/11/military-obesity-isnt-the-issue-civilian-fat-bodies-are/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/charlie-1-18-infantry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie 1.18 Infantry</image:title><image:caption>The Washington Post is running stories on the military's bulging bellies. I looked through my old Army photos and found one of my fellow infantrymen after a 10 mile run. Nope. No fat people there. I wonder why.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/obesity-military.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obesity Military</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T23:51:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/12/23/the-case-for-santa-claus-saint-nicholas-and-advanced-quantum-mechanics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/saint-nicholas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saint Nicholas</image:title><image:caption>Should parents "lie" to their kids about Santa Claus? If they teach their children about the very real Saint Nicholas and the lessons they can learn from his example (e.g., secret acts of kindness), sure! If they can work in a lesson on advanced quantum mechanics, even better!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T04:59:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/07/09/cuban-zombie-flick-more-accurate-than-michael-moore-movies/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-25T11:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/09/21/no-easy-day-the-firsthand-account-of-a-great-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/no-easy-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Easy Day</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, the Pentagon isn't happy with the release of 'No Easy Day'. Readers will be.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-08T04:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/09/10/remembering-911-and-the-what-if-that-never-ends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/400992_874367288855_891874218_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>400992_874367288855_891874218_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/400992_874367288855_891874218_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>400992_874367288855_891874218_n</image:title><image:caption>What if this kid had stayed in the military instead of getting out and going to USC? I ask myself ... almost every day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T13:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/21/roger-ebert-on-ryan-dunns-death-like-liberals-after-giffords-tragedy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ryan-dunn-roger-ebert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Dunn Roger Ebert</image:title><image:caption>Roger Ebert is a class act. He couldn't even wait for the tears to dry over Ryan Dunn's death before rhetorically rubbing salt in their wounds.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T22:12:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/08/27/all-balding-men-should-pledge-allegiance-to-bruce-willis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bruce-willis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Willis</image:title><image:caption>This is Bruce Willis thinking, "I'm incredibly awesome even though I'm incredibly bald."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/12-monkeys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12 Monkeys</image:title><image:caption>12 Monkeys is required viewing, Willis 101, if you will, for anyone who seeks to emulate Bruce's mastery of baldness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bruce_willis_in_expendables_2-wide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Willis Expendables 2</image:title><image:caption> Bruce Willis is a man who knows how to own his hair loss. Be like Bruce Willis, my  dihydrotestosterone producing friends.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-28T16:25:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/08/25/when-we-can-see-through-walls-but-not-the-debt-in-our-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/coke-light-in-slow-motion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coke Light in Slow Motion</image:title><image:caption>New technology always us to see</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-27T01:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/07/24/the-dark-knight-rises-a-conservative-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/8028559-87.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dark Knight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T21:34:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/05/25/spider-man-warzone-liability-thinks-small-in-big-situations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Widow Silver Sable Spider-Man</image:title><image:caption>Spider-Man's complete lack of foresight nearly cost his team the chance to save the world. Black Widow makes sure to let him know it. Lectured by a supposedly-lesser hero in his own title. Sad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mysterio and Chameleon</image:title><image:caption>Even Spider-Man's deadliest foes know that while his heart is pure, his mind is clouded with the quixotic belief that "no one dies" on his watch. Like a heroic Spider-Man-Pigeon, he's easily distracted by lives in immediate danger. A hero is still a hero, but some of them are meant for city streets, and some of them are meant to determine the fate of the world. Dan Slott's Spider-Man the world, but an honest writer would have penned the more logical conclusion: utter defeat caused by unforced errors. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spider-Man Black Widow</image:title><image:caption>With 3 billion lives at stake and where ever second counted, Dan Slott's Spider-Man wanted to play search and rescue (an honorable job!). The problem with that is, at that moment in time he was the guy who was supposed to be saving the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-13T17:07:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/27/batman-is-not-gay-but-grant-morrison-is-liberal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/grant-morrison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grant Morrison</image:title><image:caption>dlfjf </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T21:03:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/05/01/dark-knight-rises-trailer-drops-for-may-day-occupy-gotham/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bane-dark-knight-rises.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bane Dark Knight Rises</image:title><image:caption>Christopher Nolan has given us a better look at Bane just as May Day hits. Just when leftist movements everywhere plan to hit the streets, The Dark Knight Rises trailer is released. Coincidence, or is Christopher Nolan a genius? Who cares. Just buy your tickets for opening night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-04T15:55:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/29/chen-guangcheng-real-world-daredevil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chen</image:title><image:caption>dflfjfl</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T17:58:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/16/pelosi-seeks-windfall-profits-tax-on-avengers-ticket-sales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/thor-captain-america.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THOR (Chris Hemsworth) (L) and CAPTAIN AMERICA (Chris Evans) (R)</image:title><image:caption>If House Democrats have their way, your favorite Marvel superheroes will be hit with a "windfall profits" tax once an arbitrarily defined level of success has been met.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T16:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/11/note-to-ashley-judd-men-dont-care-about-your-face-women-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/422520_10150683652146348_708161347_11664852_2043126169_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>422520_10150683652146348_708161347_11664852_2043126169_n</image:title><image:caption>kdkdk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ashleyjudd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AshleyJudd</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Judd sits in her seductive little football jersey...and then accuses men of objectifying her. To the left we have a gluttonous wretch, one who should not be shocked when men like me point out the obvious.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-28T16:43:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/09/captain-planets-earth-day-marathon-ignore-the-utility-bill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/captain-planet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain-planet</image:title><image:caption>Earth Day is coming up, and it wouldn't be complete without a 14-hour marathon of Captain Planet. As you rack up a huge electricity bill taking part, ask yourself this question: Why does Captain Planet hate oil, when it comes from Gaia?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-06T20:43:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/08/attack-of-the-lizz-winstead-drones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees</image:title><image:caption>kdkdk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-10T02:59:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/06/good-friday-and-the-wisdom-of-self-denial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/knights_of_malta.png</image:loc><image:title>knights_of_malta</image:title><image:caption>Americans can learn a thing or two from the Knights of Malta.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T02:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/04/06/obama-speaks-out-on-augusta-silent-on-islam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/golf-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golf copy</image:title><image:caption>If Augusta became a cub for Islamic golfers tomorrow, would Barack Obama or Jay Carney criticize it? Magic 8 ball says, "not likely."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/golf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golf</image:title><image:caption>If Augusta became a cub for Islamic golfers tomorrow, would Barack Obama or Jay Carney criticize it? Magic 8 ball says, "not likely."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-07T15:36:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/03/27/iron-man-3-gets-the-tom-clancy-treatment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/iron-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iron Man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-27T04:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/03/14/an-open-letter-to-self-righteous-non-writers-everywhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/moleskin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moleskin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T06:25:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/02/17/gop-nominee-to-pivot-towards-the-center-try-a-hard-right-instead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/right-turn.png</image:loc><image:title>Right Turn</image:title><image:caption>This election cycle, voters need to see a stark contrast between the policies of the Republican Party  and the policies of President Obama. The can start by making a hard right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T03:06:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/02/17/super-saiyans-are-real-kid-hell-go-far-if-he-keeps-his-shirt-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/super-saiyans-are-real.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super Saiyans are Real</image:title><image:caption>You can't go full super saiyan on the first try, my friend! It takes years of training....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-24T20:13:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/02/15/linsanity-drives-racially-insecure-floyd-mayweather-mad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/floyd-mayweather-jr-jeremy-lin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>floyd-mayweather-jr-jeremy-lin</image:title><image:caption>In one corner, we have a bitter boxer obsessed with race. In the other we have a nice kid who just wanted to play basketball and ened up in the feel good story of the week. I'm calling Jeremy Lin for a TKO in the ring of public opinion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-16T00:54:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/02/15/barack-obama-the-hollywood-squares-president/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-15T16:19:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/02/12/butch-walker-out-of-focus-an-american-treasure-gets-a-documentary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/butch-walker-out-of-focus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Butch Walker Out of Focus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-29T01:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/02/12/bill-murray-our-moonrise-kingdom-needs-more-personal-responsibility/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bill-murray-moonrise-kingdom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bill Murray Moonrise Kingdom</image:title><image:caption>When someone speaks of "personal responsibiltiy" on national television, they open themselves up to cries of "coded" racism by Princeton University professors. So when Bill Murray did just that on CNBC the other day, it took people by surprise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-12T19:13:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/02/08/the-amazing-spider-man-driven-by-guilt-but-will-garfield-deliver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/andrew-garfield-amazing-spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Garfield Amazing Spider-Man</image:title><image:caption>What do you do if you vowed to always do what is right and never to take a man's life, but the "right" thing is to kill a man? We probably won't find out with The Amazing Spider-Man, but the trailer is still good.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-10T03:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/01/29/basic-training-cured-my-add-too-bad-drill-sergeants-dont-come-in-pill-form/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/full-metal-jacket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full Metal Jacket</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't given a prescription for Basic Training by a doctor (Drill Sergeants don't come in pill form), but it cured my so-called ADD. Who knew.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-29T21:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2012/01/20/the-ucmj-works-the-uniformed-code-of-mujahideen-justice-doesnt-exist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fallujah.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>fallujah</image:title><image:caption>Remember Fallujah? The people screaming the loudest about urinating Marines don't. The Uniform Code of Military Justice has worked for over half a century. The Taliban operate outside the rule of law. Case closed. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T19:37:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/07/02/liberals-target-discriminatory-homeschooling-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/home-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>home-school</image:title><image:caption>The Department of Education is "troubled" by the success of home schooling families. Their standards are higher than national standards, which can only mean one thing: they must be controlled. As a nation, we need to be equally mediocre. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-18T14:30:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/30/dave-matthews-environmental-amnesia-his-own-sick-slick-in-chicago-river/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/davebrown2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davebrown</image:title><image:caption>Dave Matthews can dump 800 pounds of his own human waste on you, but don't you dare let an oil gasket blow BP, or he'll come running (I'm talking about with his feet, not his bowels...I think)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/davebrown1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davebrown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/davem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davem</image:title><image:caption>Dave Matthews: I look so concerned about the environment here. You would never know I paid out tens of thousands for my own environmental disaster that left people covered in sludge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/davebrown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davebrown</image:title><image:caption>Dave Matthews can dump 800 pounds of his own human waste on you, but don't you dare let an oil gasket blow, BP, or he'll come running (I'm talking about his feet, not his bowels...I think)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T03:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/12/17/why-marriage-matters/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-28T15:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/11/12/platos-man-in-the-cave-allegory-updated-nation-in-the-toilet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scotty-mandingo-world-star-hip-hop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotty Mandingo World Star Hip Hop</image:title><image:caption>Someone needs to update Plato's Republic. We are no longer the man in the cave. We're the nation in the toilet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-15T03:59:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/11/chinese-internet-cops-iron-man-america-and-human-potential/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ironmanvsspectreman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IronManvsSpectreMan</image:title><image:caption>The United States has characters like Iron Man because we love entrepreneurs and innovators.  China is more in line with nameless cyborg Japanese creations. Have a little more respect for yourself and a little less censorship, guys...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chinesecensorshipcops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chinesecensorshipcops</image:title><image:caption>China's full potential will never be realized until it trusts its own people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-31T01:07:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/28/greenpeace-fear-the-volkswagen-death-star/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-30T13:21:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/19/devo-calls-palin-stupid-swiffer-wet-jet-commericals-not-paying-the-bills/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/devo-what-we-do.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devo What We Do</image:title><image:caption>You know that Devo has milked "Whip It" for all it's worth when they start Palin bashing. It's been a good couple of decades, but the search for relevance always begins by taking pot shots at a prominent conservative.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-23T07:39:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/08/02/marvels-new-spider-man-miles-morales-is-your-spider-sense-tingling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/miles-morales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miles Morales</image:title><image:caption>Some people will be angered by the new Spider-Man's race. They have problems. Others will be angered by Marvel's obsession with alliteration. They are healthy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-29T13:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/08/13/kal-penn-mocking-christians-is-more-profitable-than-working-for-obama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/neil-patrick-harris-jesus-harold-and-kumar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Neil Patrick Harris Jesus Harold and Kumar</image:title><image:caption>Jesus in a strip club is hilarious to Kal Penn. Jokes told by Joel Stein about the food Indian people eat? Blasphemy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kumar-priest-punch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kumar Priest Punch</image:title><image:caption>Kal Penn will run to the Huffington Post crying if Joel Stein cracks a few jokes about Indians, but is perfectly okay making millions punching out priests (in 3D) for his movies. Maybe they should title his next movie Harold and Kumar are Hypocrites.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-15T21:03:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/08/04/the-man-of-steels-one-weakness-political-hacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/henry-cavill-man-of-steel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry Cavill Man of Steel</image:title><image:caption>Is Henry Cavill's Superman the kind that fights for "Truth, Justice, and...All That Stuff", or will he fight for the American Way? The intensity in his eyes says director Zach Synder has the Man of Steel back on track.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/henry-cavill-man-of-steel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry Cavill Man of Steel</image:title><image:caption>Is Henry Cavill's Superman the kind that fights for, "Truth, Justice, and...All That Stuff"? Or Will He Fight For the American Way? The intensity in his eyes says director Zach Synder has the Man of Steel back on track.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-12T00:46:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/01/26/red-states-kevin-smith-plays-silent-bob-on-radical-islam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/silent-bob-silent-jihad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>silent bob silent jihad</image:title><image:caption>Silent Bob goes silent on jihad because it's easier to make fun of Christians (they tend not to murder you in broad daylight when they're offended).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-02T19:27:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/07/25/captain-america-a-conservative-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/howling-commandos-captain-america.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howling Commandos Captain America</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T17:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/07/12/you-can-call-someone-a-dupe-if-you-have-evidence-eugene-robinson-is-a-dupe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/runaway-spending-tax-revenue-600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runaway-spending-tax-revenue-600</image:title><image:caption>Eugene Robinson does not believe in the Laffer Curve. He believes in Eugene Robinson. When that fails there's the Partisan Parabola of Econmic Ignorance. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/federal-spending-per-household-jpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Federal Spending Per Household jpg</image:title><image:caption>When Eugene Robinson goes to the eye doctor, all he sees are R's on his chart. Really angry, recalcitrant looking R's.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-13T04:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/07/08/obesity-epidemic-try-stupidity-epidemic-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kevin-smith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Smith</image:title><image:caption>Newsfat (I mean "newsflash"): If you swap spit with a fat person, you won't grow love handles. If you  eat fried foods with them before going to bed each night, you will. Shocker.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-09T03:51:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/27/college-democrats-of-america-video-share-it-with-the-cluessless-smarmy-kid-in-your-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/college-democrats-campus-progress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>College Democrats Campus Progress</image:title><image:caption>The College Democrats of America held a casting call clueless kids who wear suits too big for them, and came up gangbusters.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-28T15:03:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/26/navy-seal-marcus-luttrell-vs-the-male-models/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/marcus-luttrell-mens-fashion-week.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcus Luttrell Men's Fashion Week</image:title><image:caption>The man on the left is either a male model who gets paid to prance around as a human bush, or he's audioning to be concealment for a Navy Seal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/marcus-luttrell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marcus Luttrell</image:title><image:caption>Behind door number one we have a man in a dress . Behind door number two we have a Navy Seal. Which door would you like to choose?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-29T22:33:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/26/ben-bernanke-thinks-hes-ashton-kutcher-hes-really-a-japanese-zombie/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-26T15:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/25/captain-america-grenade-sacrifice-scene-a-good-sign/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/captain-america-steve-rogers-grenade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Captain America Steve Rogers Grenade</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-25T12:17:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/12/04/holland-reynolds-cross-country-and-conservatism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/holland-reynolds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Holland Reynolds</image:title><image:caption>Holland Reynolds has something to teach all of us.  However, I implore conservatives to take a good hard look at her story; it's a metaphor for the kind of Americans we seek to create.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-23T02:47:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/18/image-comics-mark-sable-zombies-would-totally-unite-america-and-the-taliban/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/graveyard-of-empires.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Graveyard of Empires</image:title><image:caption>Wondering when Captain America will take part in some Black Ops in Afghanistan? Who cares, because you won't have to wait to see the U.S. allied with the Taliban a second longer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-21T05:27:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/06/12/national-organization-for-women-renamed-national-weiner-organ/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/julie-kirshner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julie Kirshner</image:title><image:caption>The National Organization for Women are considering renamed themselves the National Weiner Organ.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-16T05:04:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/19/ziggy-barack-stardust-is-there-life-on-mars-untethered-prez-to-answer-shortly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/obamasad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ObamaSad</image:title><image:caption>The President is a fractured, drifting mess if he thinks Americans aren't tired of federal government spending sprees (with your money).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bowie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bowie</image:title><image:caption>David Bowie will finally get to know if there's Life on Mars when President Ziggy Barack Stardust becomes completely untethered from political reality.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-10T18:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/01/17/crazy-is-patient-dont-be-lulled-by-stuxnet-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mahmoud-ahmadinejad-crazy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Crazy</image:title><image:caption>Crazy is patient. Don't be lulled into a false sense of security because of the success of Stuxnet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-17T05:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2011/01/07/dc-and-marvel-use-letters-to-the-editor-to-control-content-liberal-editors-loathe-conservative-bloggers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/one-more-day-spider-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One More Day Spider-Man</image:title><image:caption>DC Comics has returned their Letters to the Editor page. Like Joe Quesada, when he turned Marvel's Letter's to the Editor page into a scripted joke only Kim Jong Il would be proud of</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-12T22:13:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/02/27/shutter-island-liberalism-and-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shutter-island-2010-wallpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shutter island</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-30T14:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/04/kevin-smiths-red-state-moves-forward-career-continues-downward-spiral/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ksmithred.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ksmithred</image:title><image:caption>Kevin Smith: Watch my movie, because it portrays you as an monster. Is that blood splatter representative of my upcoming movie, or my hemorrhaging career?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-26T04:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/09/ellen-page-and-joseph-gordon-levitt-insipid-inception-pr-clowns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ellenpage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ellenpage</image:title><image:caption>I've adopted the smug monotone delivery because some people forget that I'm a Canadian actor with zero public policy pronouncement credentials when I do so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jgordonlevitt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jgordonlevitt</image:title><image:caption>I only chuckle along to Ellen's inane diatribes because to do otherwise would expose my intellectual shortcomings. Someone hand me a script, quick.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T23:14:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/29/kanye-west-dates-ultimate-gold-digger-liberalism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/liberalismgolddigger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liberalismgolddigger</image:title><image:caption>Look at that enticing ideology over there, Kanye. Mmmm, Liberalism.  Too bad it's a "Gold Digger."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mmkwpriceless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mmkwpriceless</image:title><image:caption>Right now Kanye will only be know for generating the most priceless Mike Meyers look of astonishment ever.  Educate him on the issues and there's hope for him yet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-23T05:51:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/03/27/pee-wees-big-adventure-starring-the-federal-government/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/francis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>francis</image:title><image:caption>Francis Buxton. Perhaps you know him by his other name: The Federal Government.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-07T01:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/09/04/the-hitchens-atheist-denigrates-faith-even-as-he-uses-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/csi-gil-grissom.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>csi-gil-grissom</image:title><image:caption>Just because Grissom can't find God's fingerprints all over the successes and failures of my life, does that mean they're not there?  I don't think so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hitchpray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hitchpray</image:title><image:caption>Hi, I use faith every day to help me navigate through the world. However, when it comes to God's existence I suddenly balk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-18T11:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/31/frank-miller-drops-batman-from-holy-terror-dc-pc-police-offer-sigh-of-relief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/globaltest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>globaltest</image:title><image:caption>Marvel Comics and DC now tend to op for the John Kerry Global Test when crafting stories. Sad.  Thank God Frank for Frank Miller.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133f2b09c6e970b-600wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FrankMillerHT</image:title><image:caption>Frank Miller stands up for Western Civilization.  He's a rare breed, my friends. I tip my hat to the man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-08T02:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/27/al-zawahiri-on-attacks-hatred-of-infidel-creation-chocolate-cheerios/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/danzig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danzig</image:title><image:caption>While Danzig isn't a terrorist, guys like Al-Zawahiri want see the "Mother" of all terrorist plots realized on U.S. soil.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ayman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ayman</image:title><image:caption>Translation: Allah hates new Chocolate Cheerios, another dastardly invention by the infidels to distract us from plans with chocolatey goodness.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-28T02:40:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/24/inception-and-liberalism-america-awakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/inceptionob1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inceptionob</image:title><image:caption>They Want You Sedated. Conservatism Won't Allow It.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/inceptionob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inceptionob</image:title><image:caption>They want you sedated.  We won't allow it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/incep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>incep</image:title><image:caption>Liberalism relies on a heavily sedated nation, one that ignores basic economics and puts faith in Holocaust denying nuts from Iran to do the right thing. Concentrate on your "training" (i.e., The Constitution) and you'll be okay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/leojgordon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leojgordon</image:title><image:caption>The liberalism Leo espouses is being exposed. Americans know the dream is a lie. They're waking up, and that's a good thing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-15T15:30:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/22/ahmadinejad-freak-out-over-xerxes-coming-tron-infidel-jeff-bridges-avoided/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jbridges1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jbridges</image:title><image:caption>Why does Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hate me? I totally have a beard... Oh, wait, I'm still an infidel. Don't come crying to me when you miss out on my Tron Song of awesomeness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sparta2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparta</image:title><image:caption>German film critics and the liberals that inhabit the cultural carcass that is Europe are going to freak when Xerxes comes to town.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sparta1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparta</image:title><image:caption>German film critics and the liberals that inhabit the cultural carcass that is Europe are going to freak when Xerxes comes to town.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sparta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sparta</image:title><image:caption>German film critics and the liberals that inhabit the cultural carcass that is Europe are going to freak when Xerxes comes to down.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jbridges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jbridges</image:title><image:caption>Why do Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hate me. I totally have a beard. Oh, wait, I'm still an infidel.  Don't come crying to me when you miss out on my Tron Song of awesomeness. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-23T03:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/14/we-are-all-south-park-creators/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/anwar-al-awlaki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anwar Al Awlaki</image:title><image:caption>I this guy puts you on his "hit list" it means you're doing your part to stand up for Western Civilization and future generations. It's understandable to be scared for your life, but it's also honorable to die if you did so standing up for your God-given rights.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-15T03:16:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/11/sad-gibbs-nuff-said/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sadgibbs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert Gibbs</image:title><image:caption>SAD GIBBS. Nuff' said.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-12T01:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/11/lebron-james-we-are-all-narcissists-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lebron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lebron</image:title><image:caption>Lebron James: Selling shoes to the quick footed narcissists out there.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-11T14:31:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/10/feminists-silent-on-iranian-stoning-shrieking-at-palin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/outtodry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani</image:title><image:caption>Liberal American feminists care more about what Sarah Palin says on Facebook than fighting for the rights of women who are actually oppressed. Telling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wrench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrench</image:title><image:caption>Iran isn't killing women, it's secretly training them to be international dodgeball stars...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-10T19:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/10/step-up-3d-fail-ahmadinejad-laughs-at-updated-kevin-bacon-hip-snaps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/soundtrack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soundtrack</image:title><image:caption>Step It Up (in 3D!) features FLO Rida's insane beats while Mahmoud Ahmadinejad threatens to destroy Israel---in 3D! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kevinbaconfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kevinbaconfoot</image:title><image:caption>Kevin Bacon uses dance as a weapon against his arch nemesis: Middle America. If you're asking if he gave Cold War era Soviets killer hip snaps...the answer is no.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/zoolander.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zoolander</image:title><image:caption>Dancing with Irrational Holocaust denying thug regimes is a good way to give you a national wedgie that bleeds American.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-10T05:15:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/28/maniac-mansion-barack-obama-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mmtent1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mmtent</image:title><image:caption>I don't think Barack Obama is being controlled by evil tentacle space aliens, but he's making a strong case for game developers to pursue Maniac Mansion: Hopeandchange Edition</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/no9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no9</image:title><image:caption>Politicians who try to play God usually just do a great job of making life Hell for the rest of us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mmtent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mmtent</image:title><image:caption>I don't think Barack Obama is being controlled by evil tentacle space aliens, but he's making a strong case for game developers to pursue Maniac Mansion: Hopeandchange Edition  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/maniacmansion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maniacmansion</image:title><image:caption>Whether you hole yourself up with liberal academics, or hunchbacked hobbling lab assistants...the result is usually bad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-04T13:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/07/03/wonder-womans-duds-arent-the-problem-world-community-woman-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wonderwoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wonderwoman</image:title><image:caption>Lynda wishes you would "get over it" when it comes to symbols of American strength and character. I couldn't get hold of her because she was counting the royalty checks that come to her in part because of one such symbol.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lassojihad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lassojihad</image:title><image:caption>Lasso of Truth around a jihadi nut? Naaaah. But Lynda Carter wants one around Bush. What a surprise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-03T23:21:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/27/garafalo-im-like-churchill-if-he-was-a-whiner-and-a-quitter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/church.jpg</image:loc><image:title>church</image:title><image:caption>Janeane Garafalo feels she's a "statesmen."  She's kinda like Winston Churchill...if he was a perpetual whiner and a quitter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-28T10:56:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/20/pakistan-calls-for-mark-zuckerbergs-head-de-friendings-expected/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/markz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Facebook Ads</image:title><image:caption>Mark Zuckerberg: I'd continue my presentation, but these angry Pakistani guys keep trying to kill me. Can you guys issue a fatwa for someone else's head so I can finish?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-09T05:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/03/09/christopher-buckley-elitist-conservatives-simpsons-comic-book-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/buckleycbguy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buckleycbguy</image:title><image:caption>I wouldn't trade my love for Christopher Buckley for Amazing Fantasy #15!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/john-rambo-sly-stallone-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnrambo</image:title><image:caption>MSNBC Cocktail Party Conservatives Beware.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/buckleycbguy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buckleycbguy</image:title><image:caption>I wouldn't trade my love for Christopher Buckley for Amanzing Fantasy #15.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-20T12:46:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/19/obamas-michael-jackson-problem-highlighted-at-white-sox-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/billiejean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billiejean</image:title><image:caption>MIchael Jackson said it right in Billie Jean: "Be careful what you do, because the lie becomes the truth."  Sage advice for American voters and the President.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/zommjbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zommjbo</image:title><image:caption>Looks are deceiving. Just ask the poor girl who went out on a date with Michael Jackson in Thriller and found herself surrounded by dancing zombies. America's (short lived) love affair with Barack Obama is the same way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wave</image:title><image:caption>Detached from the crowd. When you spend American's money like you were Michael Jackson sinking cash into Never Never Land, it's gets lonely.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-19T23:26:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/19/peggy-noonan-missed-war-for-western-civilization-start-date/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/noonan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noonan</image:title><image:caption>The same person lulled by "hopeandchange" (one word) also thinks there was "relative peace" in the 90's. Wrong. The War for Western Civilization began. You just didn't realize it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-27T14:00:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/16/kim-jong-il-crazy-for-robert-rodriguez-fandango-for-dictators-on-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/machetetrl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>machetetrl</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if Machete will ever work his way into North Korean gulags to kill the Commie caretakers of the closest thing to hell on earth. Oh...wait...Robert Rodriguez is too busy stoking cultural fires in the freest country the world has ever known. You rock, Robert!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kjongdamon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kjongdamon</image:title><image:caption>Kim Jong Il is probably a huge fan of Matt Damon's national self flagellation flicks for self loathing liberal Americans. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-20T17:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/13/pakistans-isi-drinking-jihad-slurpees-you-be-the-judge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/zombiepak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombiepak</image:title><image:caption>Pakistan's ungovernable tribal region: teeming with jihad-friendly clowns that resemble Dawn of the Dead zombies when worked up into a frenzy over Facebook groups, innocuous infidel cartoons like South Park, and a little thing called...freedom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pakistan-taliban_1589043c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pakistan</image:title><image:caption>This kid might be a liberal with a Rubik's Cube on his head...but I still want him to have a head. Wake up, Western Civilization!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-14T02:10:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/12/obama-to-use-greek-temple-from-democratic-convention-to-plug-hole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/axldoctrine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>axldoctrine</image:title><image:caption>The "Axl Rose Doctrine " only applies to the nation when a Democrat is in office during a time of war. For those of you without a MA in AxlRosian thought, we're talking about "Patience."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/oldschool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldschool</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-12T12:56:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/10/president-barack-sea-bass-obama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/llyod.jpg</image:loc><image:title>llyod</image:title><image:caption>Many Americans are closing their eyes, sucking their thumbs, and deciding to pretend nothing bad happened after it's all over.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sea-bass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sea Bass</image:title><image:caption>Who knew the President was modeling his presidency on "Sea Bass" from Dumb and Dumber? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-12T23:21:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/05/conservatives-sleep-as-kids-taken-over-by-dance-beats-to-die-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids</image:title><image:caption>I look so cute with my pursed lips and furtive glances. Would it change your opinion of me if I turned your kid's brain into a psychedelic oatmeal mish-mash of wasted potential?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mgmt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mgmt</image:title><image:caption>If conservatives don't want a world run by drugged out liberal kids trying to recreate the worst aspects of the 1960's...keep sleeping. I hope you like being governed by guys with Rubik's Cube heads. I don't. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-09T03:03:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/06/05/navy-seal-hero-or-adam-lambertized-usa-vote-marcus-luttrell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/marcus_luttrell_navy_seal_in_afghanistan_prior_to_red_wing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Navy Seal</image:title><image:caption>Do we want a United States based on the moral code guys like Marcus Luttrell live by...or Adam Lambert? My vote is with the Special Ops guy with one of the most amazing stories you'll ever hear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/alamdance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alamdance</image:title><image:caption>This guy told all of his friends to watch his "big break." Dude...your steely focus for a bondage-strapped dance number is just sad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/alam-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alam copy</image:title><image:caption>Mad Max same sex kisses for shock value: Zzzzzz. Thunderdome cage match between middling celebrities? Now you're on to something.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-18T17:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/03/19/the-federal-government-your-personal-stay-puft-marshmellow-man-stick-with-the-private-sector/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stay-puft-ghostbusters-imag_1200689273.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stay-puft-ghostbusters-imag_1200689273</image:title><image:caption>Which is more dangerous: A government like Stay Puft...or Geraldo Rivera?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-20T21:03:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/03/19/george-washington-likened-to-xenu-followers-alan-colmes-normal-we-have-a-lot-of-work-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/georgewashingtonpraying.gif</image:loc><image:title>GWvfprayer</image:title><image:caption>This guy is a cultist who believes in Xenu while Alan Colmes is considered normal? We have a lot of work to do.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-28T19:35:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/03/12/robert-gibbs-beltway-brown-noser-and-jim-carrey-lloyd-christmas-fodder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gibbslight1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gibbslight</image:title><image:caption>Nipp, Nipp, Nipp, Nipp, Nopp, Nopp, Nopp, Nopp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gibbslight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gibbslight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-12T04:03:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/03/10/yippie-ki-yay-steve-doocy-bruce-willis-is-sheer-awesomeness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/brucedm0507_468x727.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bruce</image:title><image:caption>Yippie ki-yay...Steve Doocy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-10T12:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog/2010/02/28/barack-obama-americas-orko/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://douglasernst.blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/orko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orko</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-07T09:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://douglasernst.blog</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-03-27T20:00:42+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
