I don’t care what their politics are, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are

Every time some Islamic Extremist chops off heads the media treats you like Petey, "the blind kid," from Dumb and Dumber. We can't tape Trey and Matt's heads back on, so let's watch their back.

American Heroes. I know that might sound weird to the people who only think of them as the guys who created Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo, but the latest “stink” by Islamic nutcases in New York City solidifies my belief that history will be kind to them. Mark Steyn was right years ago when he declared America Alone. When it comes to the clash of cultures between Western Civilization and those who get misty eyed when they think about a return of the Ottoman Empire, most people want to pretend it isn’t happening…

Diane West couldn’t be more correct when she states that American Media left them out to dry. They did. Including you, Mr. Bill O’Reilly. And for all of his faults, at least Jon Stewart seems to get what’s going on.

Theo van Gogh was assassinated for a movie. Danish cartoonists need safe houses to protect them and their nieces from ax-wielding Somalian muslims. Nick Berg… no longer has a head. New York City no longer has the World Trade Center. And on, and on, and on… But instead of treating this threat with the seriousness it deserves, the current administration has declared a War on Man-Made Disasters.

In response to the Sharia Law dreams and head chopping antics of large swathes of the muslim world, media treat American citizens as if they’re auditioning for a role in Dumber and Dumber. Next time you hear about a beheading, remember that most news outlets will cover it like a dead parrot from a 90’s comedy classic:

Llyod: Oh, I’m sorry Harry. What happened?

Harry: His head fell off.

Llyod: His head fell off?!

Harry: Yeah, it was pretty old.

Llyod: That’s it, I’ve had it with this dump! We have no food. We have no jobs. Our pets’ heads are falling off!

Every time some thug group of Islamic radicals try to shut someone up with threats and intimidation, liberal media outlets treat you like Petey, “the blind kid,” from Dumb and Dumber.

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam…but the media doesn’t seem to worry if it becomes New Constantinople. They also don’t seem to worry about threats to take a dull knife to Trey’s head and turn him into Particle Man. Well, I got news for you Walter Cronkite (the guy who thinks Karl Rove and Osama Bin Laden are in cahoots): I’m not a fan of being brought to a soccer field to have my head blown off. Conservatives increasingly know what dhimmitude is and we’re not going to keep quiet about it, no matter how many underwear bombers you downplay.

But back to Trey and Matt. Standing up for Free Speech while the rest of the world cowers in fear is worth a salute. They deserve our respect. Even when they poke fun of their country, it’s obvious that the two of them love it dearly. America: F-Yeah… Don’t forget it. Kick Ass. And never shut up in the face of those trying to topple one of the most important pillars of a free society.

(Bonus points if you recognized the Zoolander reference…)

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