In a few hours I’m leaving for Los Angeles, home of Sean Penn. And if I happen to run into him I’ll ask about screaming rectal cancer patients and Hugo Chavez.

Penn wonders why people question his motives for visiting Haiti, but I

I have rectal cancer? Bummer…

have to ask again how many truly altruistic people will wash the feet of the poor and hungry one minute only to turn around and wish the guy next to him die, screaming in agony, of rectal cancer the next. It would almost be as ridiculous as if I linked to a third story chronicling Penn’s bizarre, mean-spirited wish that you died of rectal cancer, and then became indignant if you surmised I wasn’t a huge fan of Spicoli.

If my blog posts are sporadic this week it means I’m either promoting conservatism to college students in Southern California…or Sean Penn’s man crush, Hugo Chavez, sent his goons to cut my ear off. See you in a week!

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About the Author Douglas Ernst

I'm a former Army guy who believes success comes through hard work, honesty, optimism, and perseverance. I believe seeing yourself as a victim creates a self-fulfilling prophecy. I believe in God. I'm a USC Trojan with an MA in Political Science from American University.

One comment

  1. Sean Penn’s karma must be scrapping the bottom right about now. I sure hope Natalie Portman has bailed on him by now, because that was ewwww.

    Also by the look on Bill Maher’s face, I think Maher realized that he had a guest on his show more nutty than he is. Didn’t think that was possible. Wonder if Maher agrees with Penn.

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